Sket

Guy called Dev

You know that guy Dev? He's a foockin sket he is

by skettymcsketterson April 22, 2019

skets

a really great flatmate

She is a bit eccentric sometimes but she is definitely a skets

by Ashley Smith April 25, 2005

Sket Pigeon

A person who lives on the streets and is a skinny diseased hoe/whore.

Look at her on the floor with her flaps hanging out. What a sket pigeon

by Mark999 April 25, 2008

Ninja sket

A Sket that is a ninja

Annie reeve is a ninja sket

by Alfred6969 April 17, 2021

Sket control

A sket is a girl who is a slag, she'll shag anyone. To help out a friend you shout Sket control when such a girl is mentioned or seen. It is sometimes sung in a football chant style, as a group event.

Sket walks past, a mate starts checking her out.

"No man, SKET CONTROL!"

(chant)

Sket control sket control sket control.
Sket control sket control sket control.
Sket control sket control sket control
skkkeeeettt ccooontrrooolll. ket control.

by Conchord91 March 17, 2010

proper sket

a girl that will sleep with anyone
anyplace will do with any person

e.g
back alleys
toilets
park benches

a proper sket is Emma Davies

by that gyal is a proper sket October 11, 2009

dutty sket

a girl who is a dirty down there and cant refuse sex

narr you dutty sket i aint having it with you blud

by l dizzle 2 dubble 07 October 27, 2007