Nate Sized

A food or drink that is economy sized.

a 2.5 liter drink at a gas station.
"Hey buddy grab us a drink, get the nate sized one"

by Winnipeg Nate August 30, 2008

zoom-zoom sized

A penis under four inches in length during erection. Refers to the child in the Mazda zoom-zoom commercials.

I cannot give you a proper blowjob because you are zoom-zoom sized.

Mommy, why was I born zoom-zoom sized?

by cabbageASS February 13, 2005

Man-Sized Handshake

The act of grasping another man's hand, in hopes of sexual relations.

A homeless man walks up to you in a McDonald's and asks if he can give you a Man-Sized Handshake.

by BigAl08791 November 27, 2010

Shizzed

Verb- When you reach an orgasm and you accidentally crap out your ass.

Frat Guy #1- "I was hooking up with that slut and I really had to take a shit so I decided just to finish, and when I jizzed I jizzed so hard a little bit of shit came out"

Frat Guy #2- "Dude you totally SHIZZED! It's when you jizz and a little bit of shit comes out

by Houston March 30, 2009

Teddy sized

Anything can be teddy sized if its really fucking huge, just as teddy is

Man that was a fucking teddy sized breakfast!

by Broagan October 8, 2008

Sazzed

Another word for "masturbated"

Raafey: I haven't sazzed in a day
Karim: Same bro

by Kerminshermin June 9, 2019

pint sized pepe

when you have sex with a very short man

Normal bro: Ever done the pint sized pepe with Danny Devito?
Stupid bro: what, no what does that mean the fuck get out of here you perve!

by joasede bariglow June 25, 2019