crunkie-sided

not balanced. not level. not even.

1. That table with one short leg is all crunkie-sided.

2. I'm gonna knock you upside your crunkie-sided head hard enough to balance you out!

by jonboy's mom January 3, 2010

Lop Sided Sally

When one's nipples have one whom hangs lower then the counter part.

Hey did you see Sadie's Lop Sided Sally?

by Cocks. Mcgee. August 12, 2010

Pop sided

When something makes you really mad and you don't know what to call it.

Man that hoe pop sided!

by skkeet2k17 December 14, 2017

Shit-sided

Similar to blind sided - but when reason the reason is a complete waste of time

I was almost out of the office at 2 on Friday but the boss shit-sided me with a new report due on Monday

by Icelandic Canadian March 8, 2018

One-sided Lemon

A sexual act in which an individual places a half of a lemon on the receiving partner’s anus. The giver of the Lemon squeezes and twists the lemon until the recipient experiences a very painful but also profound burning sensation within the anus and rectum. Afterwards the person on the giving end sticks his/her tongue deep within the anus of the recipient and slurps up accumulated lemon juice, aka the “lemonade”

Maddi wanted to do a one-sided lemon with Eliza, but they only had oranges and grapefruits.

by Madsux May 29, 2018

reverse sided double peanut butter

Some wierd shit Isaac says

If shes mad at you, you should just hit her with that reverse sided double peanut butter.

by The increased gay September 14, 2018

Double Sided Delight

Double Sided Delight is a desert or breakfast item that can be made for someone who really wants something sweet if you have no sweets in the house.

It is made by taking a piece of bread, spreading butter on one side, spreading peanut butter on the other side, and dripping on Maple syrup before sprinkling on a small amount of sugar.

Have you tried double Sided Delight? It’s really good for when you want sweets but don’t have the cash.

by AniMANIA7983 January 31, 2019