shrink dick

The shrinking of the penis from its normal flaccid size, most commonly due to cold weather or stimulant drug use.

"my boyfriend did so much speed last night that he had a serious case of shrink dick, it was like half the size it usually is"

"its so cold out here that i know for sure i'll have a serious case of shrink dick"

by OGspeedymcgee July 21, 2016

shrink fu

A portmanteau of “shrink” and “Kung fu”, describing the work of shrinks (slang for psychiatrists, psychologists, therapists) as a type of coordinated practice that requires patience, time and energy like the Chinese martial art, Kung fu.

Katelynn: What is shrink fu??? I can’t even find that word on google

Shrink: <link> it’s the fu that I do

Katelynn: That’s so meta

by doctordingdong July 12, 2025

Shrink ya chin

An alternative to "Fuck off asshole or I'll murder your testicles."

Person 1: "Ligma balls"
Person 2: "Go shrink ya chin"

by demonater5 May 1, 2021

Stink Shrink

When you lose your erection because a woman's crotch stinks.

That girl's pussy smelled so bad that I got the Stink Shrink. My dick went down like the Titanic.

by GC A.C. March 10, 2021

shrink

a place also known as a asylum

my therapist referred me to a shrink

by jrhgfadjgjkadshklgjfhadsjkhflj November 29, 2022