shrivels

Shrivels (shrëv-ELS)

When a woman is good looking, so she turns you on, but then she opens her mouth, and she’s so offensive, it makes your dick shrivel.

For example:

One: did you see that hot ass bitch back there?

Two - yeah, I know her from back in the day. She’s hot til she opens her mouth, then she gives me the shrivels.

One - damn yo.

by Ken1plus2 September 28, 2018

shriveled cucumber

When an uncircumcised man ejaculated inside the vagina of his lover, then just left his penis inside of her for so long that the man’s willy is now completely flaccid and both partners are now struggling to keep the cooked spaghetti noodle inside of her pocketbook, a task in which both involved will inevitably fail.

Me and Julie we’re having sex last night and we completely shriveled cucumbered, it was insane!

by ¡Itsyaboidepression! September 29, 2019

Shreve

A headache usually caused by excessive ranting, complaining, etc. Usually by someone that's tongue-tied.

Oh my god that damn kid gave me a Shreve!

by Captain Siphillis April 14, 2008

shreeve

The word is derived from Henry Miller Shreve's name; some random person that no one knows about.

Hey, who the hell is that weird shreeve over there?

by Nessy October 9, 2004

shriver

The combined reaction of shivering in revulsion and having one's genitals shrivel from the thing described.

Did you hear about the 62year old hitting on his 17year old step granddaughter?

*shriver*

by dkword July 10, 2009

shreveport

A small town with a lot of obnoxious-pretentious people, too much sprawl for such a small place, and no 3G service.

Do NOT spend more than 10 minutes in this place.

The only good thing about Shreveport is that it is only 3 hours away from Dallas, Texas

by The_Branchise09 June 20, 2009

shrivelskin

Strange and unique electronic music made by Mike and Jimmy that you can listen to on www.worldofweird.tk

Lets go listen to ShrivelSkin

by The Weirdman February 1, 2004