An act whereby a man or woman is encouraged by their partner to don a G-string/thong, pull siad thong up high around their waste and proceed to take a shit. As the shit comes out it will be 'shredded' in to 2 or more pieces. This act is known as shredding.
Dave: Hey Julie I'm well up for some shredding, where's your skimpiest thong?
Julie: Are you sure Dave? I had a HUGE curry last night.... feels like it may be a bit sloppy for shredding.
Dave: O yeah! the sloppier the better babe!
Julie: Are you sure Dave? I had a HUGE curry last night.... feels like it may be a bit sloppy for shredding.
Dave: O yeah! the sloppier the better babe!
by Wanker Jack September 21, 2008
The color your asshole is left after getting fucked in the ass by a twelve inch dick with no lube. (Shred = shit+red)
by Richard Slick August 16, 2008
The feeling woman get before or during menstruation when their uterine lining feels like it's going through a cheese grater.
by EJSK December 27, 2014
by redwiteblkwa August 08, 2008
-To shred.
"Ey! Let's shred a little before heading out.".
"Look at me mah, I'm shredding with my footbag".
"Ey! Let's shred a little before heading out.".
"Look at me mah, I'm shredding with my footbag".
by Mathieu Latulippe April 23, 2008
The act of one man fucking another man in the ass, while listening to "Blinded by the light."
*Blinded by the light,*
*wrapped up like a dousche in the middle of the night.*
*I was blinded by the light.*
*Blinded by the light,*
*wrapped up like a dousche in the middle of the night.*
*I was blinded by the light.*
by Dyll October 11, 2006
To makeout, kiss, or fondle; Any close or intimate contact between two people that ranges from holding hands to sex. Includes kissing, grinding, fellatio, cunnilingus, and 69. However, shredding may or may not include hugging.
by Adrian Saunders March 09, 2008