The act of masturbating an hour before pre-prom in hopes that it will prolong your sexual experience after prom.
hello mrs. smith, ill try not to have your daughter back to late, but i cant promise. my Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong might have you waiting an extra 3-4 minutes
by mike sphynx July 30, 2010
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the most cutest, smartest, athletic, well-known, outgoing, fast growing, amazing, funniest, idiotic guy you will ever meet. he may act shy but once you get to know him hes pretty crazy .
by dogsmakemesmile47 November 29, 2011
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by RandyRhoads84 June 2, 2020
Get the Shlong mug.To give a blowjob while standing up and bending over, while the person giving the blowjob is standing up too, usually between two guys.
by Howie Felter October 29, 2007
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Get the Shlongkong mug.A scoon-hermit can be anyone. Usually someone who has committed an action recently that you do not approve of, or someone you do not like. It can also be a non-offensive insult. It's great for calling your freinds!
Man, Justin Bieber is such a scoon-hermit! Or your friend says,"Naruto Shippuden sucks!"you should call them a scoon-hermit.
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