shlopetti

When you are getting head from a girl and it sounds like she is eating spaghetti.

Yo Aj, you need to get some good shlopetti so you don’t feel sad.

by H. Marshall April 10, 2019

Jinngle shlop

When a guy runs around outside naked shaking his penis around and slapping people in the face with his penis.

Kyle: Whoa! A dude just jinngle shloped me!

Me: *points* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Guy: BAM!!!

Me: *Jinngle shloped* Damn!

by This little birdy July 24, 2010

dookey shnops

you in an argument and you just wanna end someone’s life, give em a Dookey shnops

Example: Dookey shnops shut yo bitch ass up

by Crinkle cut March 6, 2020

slops

a term used to describe someone who is in an extreme state of inebriation, usually due to excessive alcohol intake. Characteristics of slops include slurring of speech, spilling of alcohol, stumbling over feet, breaking things, falling and being inappropriate with strangers.

Reia was so slops she fell on her ass three times, and on her face twice.

by manfriend July 3, 2004

Shloppy Shannons

Worse than "sloppy seconds"

a. when the girl uses a second partner to get back at the first and has no feelings for the second.

b. when a girl has sex with a good friend/roomate of the first partner

c. the girl a friend gets to have his way with after the more attractive friend is done.

"Dude, my roomate is in my room having sex with my shloppy shannons, yeah... I just banged her a few days ago and he's swimming in my cum."

by Tha DrewLife January 21, 2006

Shloset

NOUN - informal - Australian

1. The designated seshing closet.

"Let's go hang in the shloset."

by RealLifeDictionary2354 April 22, 2022

monkey slops

a meal, almost certainly vegetarian and prepared by a Dyke Flatmate, that is so bland and depressing in its appearance that it could be compared to monkey food in a third rate, third world zoo.

Jesus! What are you eating there Tamara! Looks like fucking Monkey Slops!

by morningside4life October 18, 2009