shlep

noun.

A person who is incapable of performing even the most basic of tasks.

"Don't ask Joe for directions. He is a total shlep and will fuck it all to hell."

by kevin December 16, 2003

Isle of Sheppey

A place where tramps reside. Commonly known by outsiders as 'Isle of Shitty' or 'Tramps Island'. Would not recommend a visit there.

Person 1: Fancy coming down to the Isle of Sheppey tonight?
Person 2: I don't fancy being surrounded by shit and illegal immigrants, thanks.

by sheppeyshit June 3, 2012

Shepp Shuffle

(1) A lilting Happy movement.
(2) To Avoid.
buis. (3) To Dodge unhappy management staff.
govt. (4) A dance often used to achieve mayoral status in a community.

John! You have Shepp shuffled out of that assignment. I can't believe they bought that excuse!

by John October 15, 2004

Sheppard's Wrath

When having rough sexual intercourse, the body's sent into a state of extreme pleasure where control is lost of all bodily functions including (but not limited to): Vomiting, Crying Shitting, Peeing, Cumming, Runny, Nose etc.

Dude, it was crazy, first I feltched her, then we snowballed it around a little bit, then I sewer masked her, it was so hot that I got a bad case of the Sheppard's Wrath.

by Alex (Atomic Taxi Action) Anderson September 17, 2006

shepps

A noun or descriptive term to describe a close friend or relative OR/AND in replace of profanity. Common in farming communities. Such as Somerset.

Alright shepps? How you doing ?

I'm alright, just looking after the farm. It's 'shepping' boring.

by Ladallover October 29, 2011

shlept

to drag your lazy ass someplace you don't want to go or shouldn't have to go or is a pain in the ass to go to.

I shlept all the way downtown to see you and you weren't there.

by krace July 23, 2004

slepping

From the Dutch word "Sleepen", meaning to drag. Used when one has to physically move lots of things from one place to another.

We have been "slepping" all day to move Anna into her apartment. We "slept" all day to get her moved.
We "slepped' Anna last week to her new apartment

by Dirkie May 26, 2008