shitbird

Someone who likes to get hopped up on drugs and vandalize their school's bathrooms with drawings, toilet paper, explosions, etc. All shitbirds worship the lizard gods and the lizards tell them to spread their religion to their school via sharpie. Never hand a shitbird a sharpie, if you do he/she will immediately leave the room and the next time you walk into a bathroom there will be lizards everywhere. Taking prescription benzos can lead to you becoming a shitbird and if you take these drugs, you will likely wake up in the middle of a bathroom full of lizard drawigs, covered in ink.

"Hey shitbird, stop vandalizing all the bathrooms

by The Xan Man February 28, 2019

Shitotron 9000

its as simple as it gets. Its your fucking butthole what else would it be.

Friend 1: Hey I just got done using the bathroom.
Friend 2: Did you use the ol' shitotron 9000?
Friend 1: Sure did.

by momfucker9000 June 8, 2020

Shitbird

A score of 26 in darts acquired by shooting a 1,20 and a 5 in no particular order.

Dave Chisnall shoots a lot of 180s, but never I've never seen him shoot a shitbird!

by Spasman June 10, 2020