shitkin

a creature of the night that ventures out between the hours of 9pm and 4am, looking for mate to unleash her growler. Often goes for over three months without mating and can can be very aggressive at these time. Areas of the body tend to get sensitive, usually around the hind leg knee joints. touch with caution. not easy to train cannot usually be kept as a pet.

Rarrr cuz theres a shitkin on heat over there go stroke its knees...

by anon98whatever November 10, 2011

shipkid

A: fictional kid(s) generated from a fictional ship or pair. alternative to fanchild
B: A kid who really, really likes ships and boats.

A: "Here's my FourX shipkid!"
B: "My kid dreams of becoming a shipkid."

by P0PSTAR January 12, 2021

shitkicker

a redneck who does a lot of drugs

"Man I got some superdust. Here I was a huffin, uh, lighter... uh, airplane glue in a sandwich bag. Just all I care to get it on into my lungs and gettin' high. Then I take me a hit of that gas, right after I take a hit. Man you talk about a warped mind I got one, and lighter fluid... I sniff it by the cans. I mean, I am Superman"

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

shitkicker

boots used to lay a beat down.

Time to lace up the shitkickers and kick some ass.

by Jim_Bob June 3, 2003

shitkicker

A male who lives out in the country. Like a cabbage girl, a shitkicker usually lives on a farm.

Girls go for the shitkickers; women go for the city boys.

by Barry MacCockener January 24, 2005

shitkicked

The worst possible way to feel treated by someone. To be metaphorically blindsided as if by a MACK-truck, and sent careening down a flight of stairs to a marble floor, only to be pissed upon by a mocking shadow from the top step before you know what happened. i.e. getting dumped when you did nothing wrong.

If dirty little whores are a nickel a bushel, then by throwing me away you just shitkicked your own bushel of nickels.

by devastated in n.c. July 20, 2005

shitlid

Someone who shits upon another's toilet lid (intoxication optional) and then realizes it only to leave it there to get crusty and dry for someone else to clean the next morning.

"Damnit Rustin you are such a fucking shitlid for doing that in my bathroom!"

by MadShitter January 5, 2008