An average North American-designed low quality heavy duty transportation vehicle. A word play crudely satirizing the vehicle model names of GMC and Ford produced trucks.Pretty much any combination of these four words can signify this meaning and be identified as such. Usually exclaimed in frustration. Careful with usage.
Stop drivin around that asstruck and go buy a Nissan.
*car breaks down*
"Goddamn this is the last time I ever buy a North American asstruck shitfuck! I am going to the Honda dealer."
*car breaks down*
"Goddamn this is the last time I ever buy a North American asstruck shitfuck! I am going to the Honda dealer."
by Veer January 1, 2005
Get the asstruck shitfuckmug. The Shitfuck rockets are a series of rockets developed during the Kerbal Space Program. (2011-ongoing) Each shitfuck rocket featured it’s own set of abnormal design choices, which was concluded to be the reason for the Shitfuck series to be retired after Shitfuck 32’s launch. The Shitfuck series of rockets was eventually succeeded by the Cumstain series of rockets, which are expected to enter service in early 2023
Kerbal 1: Hey man have you heard of the shitfuck rockets?
Kerbal 2: Yea i heard they all crashed and died
Kerbal 2: Yea i heard they all crashed and died
by Kaiser von Shittenfarden VII August 23, 2022
Get the Shitfuck rocketmug. by DooDoo ShittyBrown April 3, 2022
Get the diahrrea shitfuckmug. A certain act of anal intercourse while falling out of a plane, in which the reciever has a case of rampant diarrhea, resulting in fecal matter being scattered about, covering his or her partner, any passing-by avian creatures- and in a few minutes time, the Earth below- in the unpleasant substance.
It has never been documented of anyone attempting the actual act, but the phrase is still used to describe situations that are messy, disastrous, confusing, or 'royally fucked up.'
It has never been documented of anyone attempting the actual act, but the phrase is still used to describe situations that are messy, disastrous, confusing, or 'royally fucked up.'
My parents are gonna kill me. I threw this party last night, and now the place is a skyhigh shitfuck.
by nowyouseeme September 7, 2010
Get the Skyhigh Shitfuckmug. Someone that takes some shit, puts it into a tea bag and fucks it. Kinda like a guy who works in an office and always walks by the break-room to make tea right after coming out of the bathroom. Suddenly his mug is filled with a brown substance and he then walks away with a smile on his face.
That shitfucking tea bitch sure knows how to piss me off
Piss-biscuit and shitfucking tea bitch went to the bar
Piss-biscuit and shitfucking tea bitch went to the bar
by cornholouos February 17, 2010
Get the Shitfucking tea bitchmug. - imagine they bring a girl over
“ Ew what the hell ur a shitfucker.”
“ babe no I’m sorry I swear I’ll try to stop!”
“ Oh shut up you nasty ass bitch.”
“ I swear I’m not a shitfucker!!!”
“ yes tf you are, I’m leaving!”
“ Ew what the hell ur a shitfucker.”
“ babe no I’m sorry I swear I’ll try to stop!”
“ Oh shut up you nasty ass bitch.”
“ I swear I’m not a shitfucker!!!”
“ yes tf you are, I’m leaving!”
by Aubbey_waubbey February 9, 2023
Get the Shitfuckermug. Someone who is excessively self-absorbed and enamored with their perceived brilliance or success, to the point where they are unable to recognize or acknowledge their own shortcomings or failures.
This individual is so captivated by their own glittering poop that they are blind to their own flaws or mistakes.
A sense of vanity, arrogance, and delusion in the person being described, highlighting their inability to see things objectively and their preoccupation with their own perceived greatness.
This individual is so captivated by their own glittering poop that they are blind to their own flaws or mistakes.
A sense of vanity, arrogance, and delusion in the person being described, highlighting their inability to see things objectively and their preoccupation with their own perceived greatness.
And he said that.....?
What a fucking... Glittering Shitfuck!
The striker's missed goal was a glittering shitfuck that cost the team the victory.
After spending hours on that project, all I got was a glittering shitfuck of a response from my boss - no appreciation or recognition whatsoever.
What a fucking... Glittering Shitfuck!
The striker's missed goal was a glittering shitfuck that cost the team the victory.
After spending hours on that project, all I got was a glittering shitfuck of a response from my boss - no appreciation or recognition whatsoever.
by Parnate March 8, 2024
Get the Glittering Shitfuckmug.