resting shit face

When a person always has a face like they are taking a shit. Much like resting bitch face.

He have you seen her pictures on Instagram? she has resting shit face in all of them.

by Rywa July 26, 2019

slick shit face

the face one makes when a turd is unusualy slick and comes out slow and steady.

man i just took a crap it was so smooth i had to hit a slick shit face

by project patty cakes February 16, 2007

shit face cockmaster

the act of being a shit face and loving cock at the same time(a homo asshole) that wont shut the fuck up

fuckin billy was being a shit face cockmaster so i slapped the shit out of him then teabag the fuck out of his face

by ed is awesome June 18, 2008

Shit-Faced Saturday

The term used at colleges for getting drunk on Saturdays.

thirsty thursday sober sunday

"Hey Man, it's shit-faced Saturday. Have a beer"

by natemancool July 16, 2009

shit Faced

The uncontrollable urge to spend an inordinate amount of time on Facebook!

My wife is always getting shit Faced communicating with anyone who will read her meaningless Facebook postings!

by Chancellor Ron January 3, 2011

The Shit Face

The Shit Face is a sexual act involving two consenting adults. It involves two people in a 69 sex position, but the male's face, tongue, and mouth is in the girl's asshole, while the girl shits into his mouth. The same can be applied to gay men, lesbians, or homeless people.

Stanley: Bro, you did not do The Shit Face last night with Monica, did you?
Chester: I definitely did, and I tasted fresh poop from her asshole. She gave me The Shit Face last night and it was awesome!
Stanley: You're sick, man. You need help.
Chester: Don't knock it till you try it, bro.
Stanley: No man, just no.

by efishies15 January 25, 2019

Shit-Faced Cockmaster

/N/ One that has a face consisting of solid excretion of the anus, and is the master of all the is and related to the male genitalia.

"I hate you, you stupid shit-faced cockmaster, I think your mother went to school on raising shit-faced cockmasters, that is why you are such a shit-faced cockmaster... thank you."

by Coolio January 16, 2004