wind-shear

Refers to da butt-hair-shaving action of da extra-strong INTERNAL "air currents" --- i.e., farts --- dat are experienced by aircraft pilots who are stomach-knottedly stressed by having to deal with extra-strong EXTERNAL air-currents --- i.e., sudden wind-gusts --- during takeoff and/or landing.

Refraining from da consumption of baked beans or cabbage before or during a flight can reduce da severity of wind-shear when piloting in blustery weather.

by QuacksO November 18, 2025

Rusty Shears

When two elderly dikes are in a sexual relationship

I saw a lot of Rusty Shears at the retirement home

by jack_fb ttv February 28, 2023

pinking shears

The female equivalent to a circle jerk. Derived from scissor sex.

The quilting club took a break for some pinking shears time.

by TwitchyPalm November 28, 2025

shearing

Reducing your computer's memory usage by ending unnecessary tasks, freeing up resources to be used by other applications.

Also known as Shaving Off RAM

Holy shit! Windows 7 is taking up 1.5 gigabytes of RAM. That mofo needs shearing!

by cranioDan11 May 22, 2012

Shearing

Lgbt term for two men rubbing anuses together.
Similar to lesbians scissoring.

Gary and Barry love shearing.
Warning shearing can spread infection through anus to anus contact.

by Frigatefurious December 17, 2024