shatten

to take a dog/cat/mouse/bird etc. for a walk not for excersize, merely to make it faecetate

"have you shatten the dog yet?" "yeh, he did 2 poos"

by Uptartion August 27, 2003

Shattenkirk

Verb.

The act of defecating in a man named Kirk.

Don't do it, Spock! He shattenkirk's mouth!

by Sh4ck Savage October 19, 2011

shantonio

Fine girl with a whole lot of ass

I want a shantonio

by Ashton.p February 25, 2018

David Shattenborough

A version of the renowned and loved David Attenborough, used best to describe someone who has, or is undergoing, the process of shitting oneself, as the faecal matter currently deposited in their underwear contains various undiscovered and undocumented lifeforms, much like the one's David Attenborough discovers in his wildife documentaries.

*James shits himself violently*

Ben; Eugh gross, James just shat himself!

Matt; haha, what a David Shattenborough!

by CompulsiveDribbler304 April 26, 2011

elvatten the shatten

An absolute racist who likes too much hentai

Oi elvatten the shatten get here

by Elvatten the shatten July 8, 2019

Shitton

Pronounced shit-un. Its a combination of the words shit and ton. Usually used in texting as a time saver (only missing one space so its not much of one). Also used in vocal conversation when trying to emphasize.

Luke: Wanna come over and hang out today?
Owen: I can't, I've got a shitton of homework.
Luke: Bummer.
Owen: Yup.

by LolliLoveMe August 15, 2010

Shayton

How someone with a lisp says Satan

Hey my satanic friend has a lisp he prounonces Satan as Shayton

by Shayton June 17, 2018