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messed up and shit because some bitch named siryzm took your idea
I'm smangled from that bitch named after a google product, there goes that idea then.
by Ragu_Gaming March 30, 2022
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Scangled

A combination of the words "Scattered" and "Mangled". Generally something felt after day 3 - 4 of a bender. It can be described as feeling like the last few of your brain cells are scattered across the multiverse. Whilst your body is so mangled that manual breathing becomes a necessity.
Mate 1: How are you feeling my guy?
Mate 2: Scangled.
by Rum & Raisin July 20, 2022
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Spangled and mangled

A state of mind a person may find themselves in after consuming one too many tinnies. Often accompanied with class A's.
Jav: he lovesh it dun'he
Towey: 1, 2, 3, 4, 1 , 2, 3, 4....
Erfan: mate towey is spangled and mangled
Towey: depression is a ten letter word, north korea is a communist state...
by xXxswagmaster42069xXx September 25, 2022
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star spangled stoma

A Star Spangled Stoma is a terrible way to celebrate the birth of our great nation.
by El Conquistador July 5, 2017
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Star Spangled Nanner

Singing the star Spangled Banner while getting a blowjob from an old toothless retired Hooker, while she has a mouth full of potato salad.
The old woman feeding the pigeons in the park saw I was a Veteran, so she gave me a free Star Spangled Nanner.
by Salty Sailor June 14, 2019
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Collie Shangles

A Victorian slang term meaning quarrels or arguments. It was referenced in Queen Victoria's journal 'More Leaves' in 1884.
More Leaves : “At five minutes to eleven rode off with Beatrice, good Sharp going with us, and having occasional collie shangles (a Scottish word for quarrels or rows, but taken from fights between dogs) with collies when we came near cottages.”
by C L G January 31, 2021
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Star Spangled Blowjob

Someone giving you head while wearing a Captain America costume. With either The patriot, Saving Private Ryan or Talladega Nights playing in the background on the TV.
John: Bro Jessica gave me a Star Spangled Blowjob last night

Jack: Really? Was the suit to tight?
by O;UGBK.BHU.N April 18, 2022
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