Maro Shampoo

Macro Shampoo is a kind of good shampoo from Japan. It makes your hair volume go up.

Use Maro Shampoo when talking about Maro Shampoo.

by U r Fat Mama Fat May 8, 2019

Shampoo

A creamy goo used to clean a person's hair it also makes it feel & smell good

Kaylee : Hey Kiersten thanks for letting me use your Shampoo this morning!
Kiersten : No problem I noticed your hair was a little greasy!
Kaylee : No!!! I Had just ran out I wash my hair everday!
Kiersten : Whatever! Last night Jake came for me 3 times it must be my new Shampoo I think it really stimulates his penis!
Chad : Wow Kaylee I never noticed how sexy your hair was til today wanna come up to my office and let me cum for you?
Kaylee : Sure Chad maybe after work you can come to my place and Shampoo my hair!
Chad : You know Kaylee this could lead to a promotion for you!
Kiersten : Damn't Kaylee! You took my sexy Shampoo this morning! YOU BITCH!

by SlopNChop June 7, 2018

Shampoo

When you drink a LOT one night, and then the next day you drink a little but get very drunk. Just like when you shampoo and you just use a little bit and get tons of suds.

I only drank a beer but I shampooed from last night. I'm wasted !

by Oshkosshbygosh April 28, 2014

Dirty Shampoo

You are taking a girl from behind and just as your about to cum you pull out, blow your load in her hair and start to massage it in like your washing her hair.

I gave that girl a dirty shampoo last night.

by argyle pimp January 14, 2007

shampoodaphile

a man who enjoyes inserting his penis in shampoo bottles.
As shampoo bottles are very thin at the opening this usually means that the man has a tiny pecker.

Ronald- "man i had the best shower this morning, but i ran out of shampoo, what a bummer!"

Malcom- "oh, when i run out of shampoo, i just shove my dick in the bottle, isnt that what everyone does?"

Ronald- "dude thats bloody wierd, you must be a shampoodaphile and thus have a small nob, init."

by jamalshamali September 1, 2009

shambollic

Disgraceful, appalling, offensive. Expressing how unpleasant and embarrasing something is, for instance, an opera singer's very pitchy notes and especially her confidence exceeding her ability to actually sing. It is the opposite of graceful.

Her overall performance was totally shambollic, especially that last note pitchy note she hit. Ohh...

by Stephanie Jaya April 6, 2005

shamplosion

Occurs when a shampoo, conditioner or soap bottle explodes in one's suitcase, spewing the contents of the bottle all over the contents of the remainder of the suitcase.

"Why does your suitcase smell like Pert Plus?"
"Aauugh! Shamplosion!!"

by Charlotte V May 12, 2007