Sexciting

Something that can be as exciting as sex. However, since so little compares, it's generally used as a sarcastic remark.

Joey: So what're you up to?
Nick: Ugh...doing the dishes
Joey: Well that's sexciting...
Nick: I know...

by beastlybeastiality March 23, 2010

ICS Settings

Checking these setting's are the first step in troubleshooting all Windows based Operating Systems. Statistically responsible for 98% of all Windows related problems.

Joe: I'm havin' a problem with logging in Active Directory.
Jeremy: Did you check your ICS settings (eye's cross)
Joe: WAT?!
Jeremy: Rebooting calc.exe should fix the issue.

by Mr. WAT May 3, 2008

Text Sexting

To have sex through text messaging.

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Ex:

Bob: Dude I was text sexting with Betty for like 3 hours on my new phone!

Billy: Hope you have unlimited texting.

Bob: Shit...

by Trina_The_Awesomeness December 9, 2008

hot seating

To play a single player video game through with more than one player. Swapping who controls the game at various points.

"Dude, Claire and I totally hot-seated through zelda the other day"

"Tom can't play Halo with us tonight, he is hot seating with his housemates on Metroid"

by XopsX November 19, 2007

Sexting Bases

The metaphor generally applied to sex using baseball, except towards all things sexting. The bases being:
1st: simple flirting
2nd: a wink
Short-stop: Blatant sexual innuendos

3rd: sexting
Home: photos

*important note: the sexting bases are almost always cumulative and in the same text themselves.

At first it was just simple flirting, then things progressed and we ended up rounding all the sexting bases; thank you picture phone.

by Troyciferous Rex July 20, 2011

Setting goals & Smoking bowls

The activity of being productive, yet able to enjoy some doobage now and again.

Coined by midwestern author Doug Milam the the mid-1990s.

"the week of Final Exams was a blur... We were settin' goals, and smokin' bowls".

by Queefus Minumus, Summoner of Bollockings October 13, 2003

stadium seating

A clever and often overlooked variation of the "top shelf". This move involves one participant taking a crap in the tank of the toilet. Simultaneously, a second brave soul releives his bowel in the bowl itself.

Chachi had lost his patience with Fritz. He gathered up his new boyfriend Jerv and destroyed Fritz's bathroom with a wicked stadium seating.

by Harold Balsagna May 2, 2010