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Saratoga Springs, NY

a city in Saratoga County, NY misrepresented on Urban Dictionary, although Wikipedia does it justice. Pretty cool place, bitches. Most of you are probably from some shithole like Clifton Park.
Person A: everyone from Saratoga Springs, NY smokes pot

Person B: I don't

BURNED
by Joe the Pickle January 22, 2013
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Saratoga

1. a place in New York

2. a war battle

3. a town in northern California's Santa Clara County with a population of 30,000, full of rich people with big houses who work their asses off in school. However, contrary to what "saratogasux" says (and contrary to popular belief), most Saratogans are not snobby assholes.
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by L. Matthews May 1, 2004
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Saratoga

1. A place in NY
2. Full of kids that have too much money and time with no parental supervision. Mass drug and alcohol use to the point where the school should just be held at rehab.
Saratoga? Oh your a toga toker.
by Jack of all Trades October 17, 2005
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saratoga high

stands for "saratoga high school"

-a high school filled with overachievers who care only about grades.

-everyone tries hard in school, resulting in mass grade inflation. with grade inflation, teachers make thier classes harder. with classes harder, students try harder for better grades. its a never ending cycle.

FACT: saratoga high is much harder than the average american high school, with about twice the workload.

-it has been proven, that if a 2.0 GPA student at shs transfers to a nearby high school, s/he is now a 3.0 GPA student. simply because shs is that much harder.


-if your a new student at shs and your struggling in your classes, failing miserably, the teachers wont care about you at all. because, they need people to fail out of thier classes to take care of the "grade inflation".

- a school full of cheaters.

- a school where people hardly ever break the rules, but when a rule is broken the administration punishes the student in unbelieveable ways.

a friend of mine was caught cheating on a test and is now on trail for expulsion from the district, and suspended for 4 days.

whereas, i hear of a student in another high school who almost stabbed someone, yet he was only suspended for a few days. unbelieveable isnt it?

-saratoga high might have been recently ranked the number one public school in the nation, but in my book i rank it among the worst, because the teachers are indifferent towards you and the students are mostly assholes.

- a place i worked my ass off in school just to maintain my 2.5 GPA. i then transfered to a local CC and i now have a 4.0 GPA. (YES, college is easier for me than shs!)

a hell hole. to put it simply.
student1: shit i got a 96.4% on the last test!!
student2: haha i got a 98.2% i own you noob.
student1: omg i cant have a A- on my report card i must have an A, lets go break into the teacher's computer and change our grades!
student2: yeah sure!
by saratogasux February 2, 2004
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Saratoga Marshmallow

When you urinate on the toilet paper roll in a public washroom, causing it to swell up like a marshmallow.
Hey Steve, check out stall number three - I've created a Saratoga Marshmallow.
by Yankee Clipper March 1, 2009
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serano

Defined by BMW's and major swagger, Serano can be found in the hotspot region of montreal. Look out for burberry scarves and real labels.
DAMNNNNNNNNNNNN serano's swaggin on us again.
by serano99 December 22, 2008
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Senator's Wife Syndrome

The mentality that a housewife will overlook her philandering/cheating husband's ways; as long as her bills are paid and her children are well taken care of.
"Of course she stayed with him after he got caught cheating, she's got Senator's Wife Syndrome!"
by Immortal Synn March 12, 2008
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