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Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

An extremely addicting game meant for birth control.
Dude! Have you heard of Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim?

No

Dude, It'll blow your mind!

Really? Guess I'll try.

5 Days later, this man was reported missing.
by ganyi17 January 12, 2012
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Scrollies

Purportedly, the most helpless act of wasted time after repetitive scrolling down facebooks homepage. Once you realize you've got the scrollies you can't stop because the scrollies have taken over.
Quick, get off facebook before you get the scrollies!
That guy has been scrolling on his phone for hours. He must have the scrollies.

Patient: I get into this weird headspace where I need to keep scrolling and I can't stop until my friend yells at me to get off my phone.

Doctor: Textbook scrollies.
by Doctor Bakshy January 8, 2017
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shrillricky7

A term to describe someone who has a dick so long they can put it through 10 girls and the tip would still be hanging out

The best streets player in kos, this person who has this name has never been caught on the lack, legend say that his penis grows 1 inch each day

The most alpha and sexiest masculine names of all name, it comes from mythology and northology and bigpenisology, science still has not been able to discover the source of this name.
Dude my great great great great great great great great great great grandpa was such a shrillricky7
by King of Facts October 27, 2020
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Scrolliosis

The immobilization you catch from laying about, scrolling on your phone for hours.
"What you been up to today, Dave?"
"Ah, nothing man. I've been stuck on the couch with Scrolliosis."
by glitchenheimer August 5, 2020
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Scilla

If you know a Scilla you might as well have won the lottery because every moment with her will be a priceless adventure. Scilla is very beautiful, out-going and kind, however, if you get on her bad side, she might slash your tires. But don't worry, you probably deserved it. Scilla probably loves to rock climb and is a phenomenal artist. It is physically impossible to hate Scilla. She truly is one of the rarest individuals you'll meet.
"You won the lottery? Yeah, that's cool, I guess, but I met a Scilla."
by Minerva Greene November 14, 2022
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Jeff schilling

To be a miserable prick who blames everyone else for his problems. To be emotionally lost in life, while blaming geographic location for your issues even though no matter where you are you will still be an ugly, closet drug using, douchebag.
Guy: I can't believe my car is wrecked, stupid tires got aligned wrong, the lines on the road were crooked, the guy came out of nowhere!
Guy2: stop Jeff schilling dude, you drove like a dick, it's your fault.
by Unclefester April 17, 2015
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doom scrolling

Being unable to stop scrolling on social media. As in a doomed task for it isn’t productive. Can be positive and staying in touch with friends and family but unable to stop.
I didn’t get anything done today because I was doom scrolling.
by Dulced November 2, 2023
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