Scrambled Egg 

Military: Describes the uniforms of higher ranks that have excessive gold braiding or decoration on the caps and sleeves.

The dictator Idi Amins uniforms were famous if only for the massive amounts of scrambled egg on them.

Scrambled Egg by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Scrambled-Vaus 

Scramble and Vaus may be used as substitute words in possibly ANY saying.
Vaus representing the noun. (Vaus in plural form is no different from it's singular form.)
And scramble representing the verb or adjective.
Background: Arkanoid 1988

"That's not the way the cookie crumbles"=
"That's not the way the vaus scrambles"

"Don't count your chickens before they've hatched"=
"Don't count your vaus before they've scrambled"

"My... Your daughter surely looks beautiful today"
"My... Your vaus surely looks scrambled today"

Scrambled-Vaus by Mr Weegels April 12, 2005

Scrambled eggs 

Burning poop in a paper bag on someones doorstep.

Let's give Mr. Jefferson some scrambled eggs.

Scrambled eggs by Dirty Harry April 2, 2003

scrambled egg hair 

The quintessential, penultimate atrocious status achieved by only one person and one person only. Only true herpes filled and aids infested hair could look like such a monstrosity. (ohh and crabs)

Can you believe that kid coming into school with that scrambled egg hair? I swear I could almost hear the crabs pinching their claws!

scrambled egg hair by jesus burrito April 15, 2009

Scrambled family 

The more realistic version of "Blended family" - not all smooth and homogeneous, but instead kind of lumpy.

We're not the Brady Bunch - we're more of a Scrambled family!

Scrambled family by tbergman July 13, 2011

Scrambled Eggs 

When a male ejaculates in the shower it makes the semen form what looks to be scrambled eggs.

Male 1: Man, last night I made some scrambled eggs.

Male 2: That's pretty disgusting, man.

Scrambled Eggs by Dick Cheese Machine July 25, 2018

scrambled eggs 

When you scoop out your partners eggs and you cum on them and mix it up to then eat it.

me and Martha made some scrambled eggs last night!

No way!

Yeah she let me scoop em right out!

scrambled eggs by Marthas.big.juicy.eggs February 25, 2019