Scotch Plains

Scotch Plains is that feeling you get when you're making sweet love to your woman.

I feel so scotch plains in this brief, yet sensual, moment of ecstasy.

by Schatz June 04, 2007

Scotch Mint

When an elderly woman chews on scotch mints while giving you a blowjob.

Ryan threw down two dollars on Yvette's desk and says, "Can I get a scotch mint please?"

by Thisisawkard October 11, 2014

jump scotch

The act of sticking the two ends of a jump rope into two different people's anuses and proceeding to play jump rope while they throw their asses in a circle.

Last night we got bored so we decided to go jump scotch in the parking lot

by Lightweight4545 May 22, 2016

Scotch Omelette

Where you get yourself a glass of scotch, and masturbate while drinking it. If you blow before you finish, you have to pop the wad into the glass and slam the rest of it back. The jizz sitting at the top of the glass forms what is to be known as the Scotch Omelette.

Dave: I ran out of time and had to have a scotch omelette last night
Tim: A-ha!

by Raging Erections March 23, 2009

scotching

a verb. when somebody (usually a member of Scotch College) tries to stick as many penises in their mouth as possible.

Hey, look over that scotchy scotching another scotchy

by toggerz October 21, 2007

hop-scotch

When you like to set fire to random object or things, but need to use a code word for your bad behavior, pyromaniac antics.

Angela: "Let's go play hop-scotch, I am thinking that tree stump is a good area to start!"

Christy: "Okay, I got the hairspray!"

by ChefLadyLeo August 04, 2012

Scotch Boy

Those whom have been fortunate enough to have once attended the mighty Scotch College in Perth, Western Australia. "Scotch Boys", who are often referred to as lads or as having displayed a ladsy demeanour, are well known for both academic ability and unrivalled sporting prowess.

Unlike boys from other private schools, Scotch Boys actually have penises and aren't afraid to use them whilst courting fine women from other private institutions like PLC, MLC and St. Hilda's.

There is irrefutable evidence to suggest, in fact, that girls in general would rather do a Scotch Boy over any other student anywhere in the world, such is the reputation associated with the College and its students.

Guy 1: "Is that a Scotch Boy?"
Guy 2: "Shit let's bail"

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Scotch Boy: "Hi..."
Hot Girl: "FUCK MEEEE!"

by El Ladsy January 15, 2008