schwinged

To puke rainbows and be in the boughs of happiness and joy. Also to reel and cartwheel in that sensation of new-found love. Humping the happy unicorn of life.

"I met my lady for lunch today and was so "schwinged" by the love of my life, I forgot I was hungry. I just feasted on her beauty and the reassurance that we will be together forever."

by St. Blame October 2, 2012

schpingong

the best and most versatile word ever. can be used to name anything and describe anything.

Person 1: schpingong
Person 2: fr.

by aisle1one November 9, 2023

Schwing

The feeling after an extremely successful session, such as a workout. Schwing comes only once in a while, it’s rare, and elusive.

“Oh my god, it was such an amazing workout, I had the schwing”

“Danny, you ran for two minutes, what schwing?”

by Yanalt February 24, 2024

Piezhware Schwingwole

The act of committing an act/or acts of violence against an entity of typically governmental authority. Particularly if the individual who is committing the act is in a position of authority themselves or is French.

The French Mafia committed Piezhware Schwingwole while at war with Germany.

The French and Indian war was a very Piezhware Schwingwolian time in warfare.

by Donald Klutz January 27, 2025

The brotherhood of the schwing

A group of highschool freshman who created a name for their group of friends. Whenever you see a hot chick, you yell out "SCHWING" and nod to your friends with a grin.
At lunch, members comment on the ass and/or tits of a certain girl.

dan: jesus christ did you see that chick's tiats?!
kyle: aww yeah i would totally bang her in the asshole.
conrad: SCHWING!
leo, walking up to the table: what's up guys?
everyone: shut up greek.

You can't join the brotherhood of the schwing cause your gay.

awww. =(

by daniel at CDS December 14, 2008