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Schiff for brains

When someone lost access to their bitcoin due to technical illiteracy.
Peter never learned how to backup his bitcoin seed phrase and lost his private key. What a Schiff for brains!
by Rabbinstein January 27, 2021
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schofield

A schofield is a large/hard poo that is stuck and will not come out.

The term derives from UK celeb Phillip Schofield who only came out after 27 years of marriage.
I'm stuck in the toilet with a massive schofield.
by lazpix February 10, 2020
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Schefuck

Something so bad BUT not to bad, its not Shit but its really close to FUCK!
"Oh SCHEFUCK my dick's hangin out for everyone to see!"
by Mr. Wallmart January 13, 2008
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Schaffhausen

The most beautiful city in Switzerland. Beautiful landscape and the nicest and friendliest people. People from Schaffhausen are always happy and smiling. They have the biggest waterfalls in Europe called the Rhinefalls.
Foreigner: What place do I absolutely have to visit in Switzerland?
Swiss: Man, you have to go to Schaffhausen, it's the most amazing city in that country.
by swissgirl88 June 1, 2011
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Ulquiorra Schiffer

{Ool-kee-awr-uh Shif-er}

1. /Noun/ - A character from the popular anime/manga, Bleach. He is a main part of the antagonist group, the Espada, under the command of Aizen Sousuke. His outward appearance is odd (like half the characters in the entire series) consisting of deathly pale skin, large and extremely green eyes, jet black hair, and cyan lines running down his face giving him the appearance that he is crying. As well, the remaining parts of his Hollow mask (as he is an Arrancar) looks like someone had taken a Viking's helmet, chopped it in half, and super-glued part of it onto the left side of his head. His Hollow hole is at the base of his throat.

Not only do the tear streaks that run down his face give fans enough grounds to call him "emo" and "emo bitch", but he also has the personality that makes a potato look exciting. Despite this, he still has massive amounts of fangirls.

Ulquiorra's release form is yet to be known, but there are many theories on the matter such as some form of feline or reptile. Some people even joke he may end up being a garbage man or trash can, due to the fact that in his first appearance he deems everyone he meets as 'trash'.

Popular romantic pairings with Ulquiorra Schiffer are Grimmjow Jaegarjaques, Aizen Sousuke, and most annoyingly of all, Inoue Orihime.

Ulquiorra's rank among the Espada is fourth, represented by the Gothic four on his chest. He also has the ability to take out his eye and crush it to pass on information, having the eye later regenerate.

2. /verb/ - To be out emo-d, out bitched, deliver less ownage, and out uke-d by someone else.
Noun
1. Who's the emo looking kid on the television? Oh wait, that's just Ulquiorra.

2. When Ulquiorra Schiffer is paired up with Inoue Orihime, my mind implodes due to the complete oddity of it all.

Verb
1. Ulquiorra is the only character that can ever master the art of Ulquiorra.
by Anonymous Suckers April 29, 2008
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Schaffer Neck

Medical condition of the neck resulting from prolonged periods of extreme headbanging. Symptoms include the inability to turn your head, extreme pain when nodding and occasional bleeding from the neck. Can result in surgery. Named after the first true victim, Jon Schaffer of Iced Earth
I think that Iced Earth gig gave me a bad case of Schaffer Neck.

My health insurance claim was denied because they said Schaffer Neck was a pre-existing condition.
by hhhhhaunted February 3, 2010
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schtuff

arb stuff, man. only schweet.
i got some schtuff to show you, man... it is like teh awesomeness.
by Leitmotif April 2, 2004
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