The Cold Schlong

The act of abstaining from sexual relations prior to marriage phrased in a blunt and oftentimes over-zealous tone.

I want to keep dating Jane, but every time I bring up doing the hankey pankey she keeps giving me The Cold Schlong.

by KillerBill November 3, 2021

Thunder Schlong

A penis that makes the "Fap" sound against the testicular sack when doing jumping jacks or just pelvic thrusting.

"What's that sound?"
"Oh, that's Brock."
"Damn! I didn't know he had a thunder schlong!"

by Vagina² October 31, 2009

King Kong Schlong

A man with a massively huge cock or dick.

TRACY I was with I guy last night and he had major King Kong Schlong it was like thirteen inches. Massive Dick.

by PornDrugs January 30, 2015

massive schlong

The act of having an abnormally large schlong

"Hey did you hear that Jake has a massive schlong?"
"Yeah Mandi says it's huge!!!"

by Sir_DigBick69 December 18, 2017

Schlong Socks

Slang term for Condoms, Durex

I thought of this name or description for condoms the other night whilst my stepson bought himself some for a night out with the ladies!!

I need too pick up some Schlong socks before i meet this girl, better safe then sorry!!

by Crackhour August 20, 2010

schlong-motion

The (un)intended movement of one's penis.

"Dude, there's some serious schlong-motion going on in my new sports pants."

"Check out the schlong-motion on that guy!"

"This movie was entirely shot in schlong-motion"

by not really Jake September 5, 2012

schlong pong

Playing ping pong with your large penis

BigDaddy Schlong Pong slapped the ball with his Schlong making it go an outstanding distance

by SchlongPongium November 13, 2013