schmitties

another word for titties, but it’s just more fun to say🤷 ♀️

“My schmitties are abouta spill out of this B cup. I think they’re getting bigger!”

by livvinlife February 7, 2019

Sarah Marie Schmidt

A lesbian vampire who thrives on litlle kids and blood. She never sleeps or eats and is very pale. She always wears a necklace so that she doesn't sparkle or burn in the sunlight.

Look at that sexy vampire, she must be a Sarah Marie Schmidt.

by kendalljaeandashleymae January 20, 2011

Schmidt-faced

Similar to the famous term "shit-faced," this term refers to the state before you're fully intoxicated, but further down the line than "tipsy." When in the "Schmidt-faced" state, one tends to laugh a lot, dance, and embarass oneself.

-Duuuude, last night I was partying with Nicole and Kevin and we got totally SCHMIDT-FACED. It was epic. I just hope in doesn't end up on Facebook!!

by prittyxschmidtyy August 25, 2009

tetsu-schmidt

A large poo.
A Japanese/German hybrid celebrating both cultures love of defecation videos.

I wouldn't go in there, the smell from that steveadore's tetsu-schmidt is unreal.

by specialj June 5, 2005

Schmidting

When one takes a foul-smelling woman to an alleyway and proceeds to take off her clothes, then electrically tapes her to a pole. The perpetrator then proceeds to have sex with her. Right before climax, the perpetrator proceeds to defecate on the ground and finish having sex with the woman.

Dude, I totally Schmited that girl last night!
I was Schmidting that girl when the cops showed up.

by Reeta Poon February 7, 2008

schmittgens

being extremely toolish, gay, homosexual. typically wears headbands and likes to make weird sounds when doing nothing important. particularily likes to say "I'm going to get you in the eye"

I thought he was cool at first but then went all schmittgens on me.

by rockerchick19 March 9, 2010

schmike

a slightly bitchy looking gay man who dresses very dapper and compels straight women to point him out to their straight boyfriend as an example of how to dress nicely.

Did you see the schmike in page 45 of the new issue of Details?

by Duncan Pittman May 23, 2008