wackity schmackity doo

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

<i>wackity schmackity doo!</i>

by TattooZoo January 4, 2009

Schmocked

To be 'schmocked' literally means to be high or intoxicated due to the consumption of marajuana.

'Last night I was really schmocked off that weed'

by Mikeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy November 6, 2012

Schmackel

A glob or a pile of shit, jiz, spit, etc

Someone better clean up all that schmackel before it hardens

by Mj2020 August 31, 2018

schmicky

The act of holding the end of a joint between two coins so as not to burn ones fingers once the joint becomes too small to comfortably hold.

“Hey bro, can you pass me that joint?”

“Yeah man, it’s getting pretty low though, you may want to schmicky it.”

by Prof.Juggles June 16, 2020

Schmacked

Soooo fucking high you can’t move your sooo fucked up and gonna die llll I’m high as fuck while typing this and I might green out holy shot

Omg guys I’m fucking schmacked yoooo

by Shdhdjdjdjxjxdnjddjdjdjdjdjxj September 18, 2020

schmick

It seems to be used here in Australia only to refer to a very well turned out truck or other motor vehicle.

The Toyota Coaster that Colin is setting up as a demo vehicle is pretty darn schmick.

by Peter Wheatley June 21, 2003

Schlicken

Creating an unwanted situation or problem.

The driver created a problem so he could return early.

Why did numb nuts come back early? He's Schlicken.

by Tomtom123 July 31, 2017