schweegles

Jayden, Pj, and Allie’s group chat (Allie was high and thought it was funny)

“Oh god she named the group chat ‘schweegles’. Whose going to tell her it’s not funny”

by alliessunflowers August 21, 2024

schmegladon

Giant floppy uncircumcised weenie.

Did you see drake flopping around his schmegladon

by Paintmaster15 March 26, 2024

Schmoogledoink

A combination of the words 'schmoogle' and 'doink'. A gender neutral term for someone that smokes a fat blunt on the regular.

"You see that schmoogledoink over there?" He seems so chill."

by florgdomber June 16, 2024

schmorgledorf

When somebody places a double a battery in their asshole, a double a battery in a woman's vagina, And then proceed to connect both batteries via jumper cables.

Yo bra, me and Dinkle Jr Schmorgledorfed at prom last night.

by P00PSHANK January 7, 2025

Schwegeled

Verb: when you accidentally end up in a conversation that takes far longer than you ever expected it could.

I am so sorry I am late, I was Schwegeled.

by BHS-laughter February 24, 2025

Schmeeple

Your local cutie patootie

Aw cute, Stephanie is such a Schmeeple.

by Mor(e)peko November 17, 2025