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Shlumping

almost as gay as fistpumping
BRO! My neck is so sore from shlumping it so hard at that dubstep rave last night
by Shlumperstilzken April 11, 2010
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schlueting around

Anything pertaining to failing at failing. In other words, trying to do something that one admits to being a stupid idea and failing at said idea. An action of schlueting is performed by a schlueter
schlueter: well, I think I can bike across the country during summer vacation.
non-schlueter: yeah, but once you get to California after three months, how are you getting back to New York
schlueter: well, I forgot about that!
non-schlueter: schlueter, quit schlueting around!
by redheadednurse January 28, 2010
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schlomoing

when you break something and act as though nothing happened.

Esp when you're in the middle of the mess
She's schlomoing
by ericat1544 August 6, 2016
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scrumping

the act which blends 'scratching' and 'humping' which is a sexuallly based activity. it can involve 2 or more people and is normally seen as a pleasurable activity. however it must be done in the right manner, scratching too hard can result in unpleasant injuries to the scrotum or other areas, but too soft can make it an awkward encounter of rubbing and meriment.
' i wa scrumping this girl so hard my nail broke'
by joshco95 November 12, 2013
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schlepping

When you affix your phallus or penile member into the anal cavity of another person, or perhaps animal, dead or living, and go to sleep while in coitus.

The phallus must remain penetrated through the sphincter in order to be designated as schlep and not sleep, otherwise the person is not schlepping and merely sleeping.
I love just getting home after a long day at work and schlepping with my dog.
by Knowledge Asphyxiates December 11, 2010
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Urban Scrumping

The playful mischievous of stealing cars, car stereos, mobile phones and...erm, children from parked cars.

In the event that the item of choice is an actual car, it must be driven around at high speed, before being left spray painted and on fire beside a railway line.
Yo boyz, we iz gonna go Urban Scrumping laterz.
by Ben March 3, 2005
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scrumping

Scrumping means stealing you clowns.
'Me and me mates, we used to go scrumping for cars'
by Michelle McManus May 12, 2004
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