n. Someone who possesses an alarming abundance of extraordinarily lame ideas and cultivates them into actions. Although these folk usually have no motive or reasoning for their unapologetic ignorance, some use these actions for personal gain...like to reach a level of awesomeness that would otherwise be unattainable, and for the most part will remain so.
Biscuits: I heard Matt bought a camaro just to join the IROC club.
Tina: Did he really??
Biscuits: Yea, but the ass-clown bought an RS instead of a z28!
Tina: HAHAHA, he is such a schleff!
Tina: Did he really??
Biscuits: Yea, but the ass-clown bought an RS instead of a z28!
Tina: HAHAHA, he is such a schleff!
by bananamanboy October 20, 2007
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She was in her early twenties, but very pure, having had only one boyfriend since she was seventeen. Not only a worldly man, but quite the schlemmer, he used his experience to take complete physical advantage of her...not to mention the emotional abuse he dealt.
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Get the schlemiel mug.Schlegel is a very flirty guy. He always flirts with girls, but never knows when someone likes him. Schlegel is a gentleman and always gives people respect who deserve respect. He also gives very good advice. He knows how to make a couple, but can't find anyone for himself. He is a very good person and a great person to date.
Girl: Aww you are the best person in the world, thank you for all the gifts. You are like a schlegel.
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