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A poorly organized web site full of insane ramblings, usually centered on the page, which change the color, font size, and capitalization of words at random. They often contain irrelevant links and pictures, page-long alt tags, and animated backgrounds. Such sites tend to be about religion, aliens, conspiracy theories, and dead babies.
These people all seem to be using a standard schizophrenic template.
by nameless five September 3, 2005
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Schizophrenia

Hym " 'What happened to Dr. Charlatan? What changed?' Well, he started channeling the righteous indignation of the Demi-God Hym! Of course. Wielding 'The Peasant's One Truth' in one hand and weaponized Schizophrenia in the other, he metes out God's vengeance! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! HOOOooo... We know one thing for sure: Don't learn how to think and don't tell the truth. Or the one true god will punish you for your unforgivable sin! Pffft!! Aahahaha!"
by Hym Iam July 31, 2022
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Schizophrenic

a person who smoked alot of weed and now is schizophrenic
pot smoker : i wonder where matt is he’s late for smoking some weed
schizophrenic : the horns are out to get me im not getting out this bed or im gonna die
by Know's Alot May 27, 2011
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Schizophrenic

that totally awesome album by JC Chasez. Absolutely amazing. Ok, so it's all about sex, sex, sex but it's just brilliant!
M: Have you listened to Schizo yet?
K: Um... no?
M: Well, get on it! You'll love it! I promise.
by magz September 20, 2005
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Schizophrenocracy

Schizophrenocracy
Main Entry: schizo·phre·no·cracy
Pronunciation: skit-sə-ˈfrē-nə-krə-sē
Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin
Date: 2010

1 : Government by the double minded
2 : a psychotic disorder characterized by the governing body's loss of contact with the electorate, noticeable by the deterioration in the level of functioning in everyday life, and by disintegration of personality expressed as disorder of feeling, thought (as delusions), perception (as hallucinations), and behavior —called also dementia praecox — compare paranoid schizophrenocracy.
3 : contradictory or antagonistic qualities or attitudes in a governing body.

Both parties…have exhibited schizophrenocratic behavior regarding the proposed legislation.
Some people in the U.S. say that we live in a Democracy. Some say we live in a representative republic. Actually, they are both wrong. We live in a schizophrenocracy.
by Antipartisan1 December 31, 2010
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Physical Schizophrenia

Being so fat that you have to identify as 2 people
I was denied access to the fun fair ride due to my physical schizophrenia
by Maybe on Wednesday April 9, 2023
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When you bottle up so much rage (or emotions in general) your mind seems to explode to create a new mischievous identity to release all the feeling for you.
“Our dad ain’t some murderous psycho on the loose! He only has advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage!”
by Bomvu February 1, 2023
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