scaddywampus

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-n. A state of things being completely opposite of how they should be, or how you expect them to be

Like when this guy you totally hate starts dating this girl you totally like. That's so scaddywampus.

When you walk into a really really dirty bedroom you can say, "Woaha! Everything is all scaddywampus up in here!"

by c@ve m@n June 23, 2011

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schadenfridge

the pleasure derived from the unfortunate contents of another's refrigerator.

Jim's refrigerator contained nothing but fat free ranch dressing and expired milk. His dinner guests had a brief sense of schadenfridge at the expense of their otherwise well-prepared friend.

by captainsandwich January 2, 2012

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Schadenfriending

Adding someone to your social media network just so you can enjoy the bad things that have happened or are happening to him or her.

"Do you remember the snotty girl who used to make fun of you? I heard through the grapevine that she had three kids by different guys and is currently dating another loser. I'm schadenfriending her today on Facebook so I can see her karmic smackdown."

by Professor Ninja August 10, 2012

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Schadenfrown

When the pleasure derived from the misfortune of others crosses over to pity.

Did you hear about the Red Power Ranger? He stabbed his roommate to death. With a sword. Over an argument. Schadenfrown....

Oh, that 2nd Amendment Advocate's child shot himself with his parent's poorly secured gun. Schadenfrown...

by kurtz February 4, 2015

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