shit scamper

The awkward dance that you do on your way to the toilet, so you don't shit yourself.

I had to shit scamper out of meeting before I made a mess on the floor.

by TheJames333 March 19, 2016

Bean Scalper

A female that shaves her snatch smooth.

I was quite surprised in the locker room today. Saw so many bean scalpers. I feel like a Sasquatch Crotch.

by Eaton Holgoode July 26, 2016

Pull a scalp

To steal somebody else's joke and claim it as your own.

Brian just told my joke to everybody else and said it was his, way to pull a scalp!

by fireaway12 May 25, 2009

Scraping Scalps

Similar to Snatching Wigs, it's the extra UMPH. It's when I wig is snatched so fiercely, quickly, and with such unrepentant prejudice, that the hoes clutch their pearls and hold tightly onto their lacefronts when said scalp-scraper enters the room so that they may be able to hold onto their Remy for another week.

The fact that Adele can outsell all other artists while sitting on her chair shows that snatching wigs can be done my many artists, but scraping scalps is an artform.

by SlayerOfTheSystem October 19, 2011

Scapecock

With the advent of RapeaXe, there may come a time in a man's life when he does not desire having his penis impaled by angry barbs. Instead, he may prefer to send his go-to man, or scapecock, if you will, to spring the chauvinist trap.

The scapecock does not need to be smart; he merely needs be the least liked friend in a group of people, willing to fulfill any task the alpha males bequeath.

Scenario 1 (At a party):
Alpha Male - "Yo! Cheeze-whiz, you take point. Let me know when you're done romancing her seven kingdoms."
Scapecock - "Aw thanks man! I won't let you down!"

Scenario 2 (On the way to the colloquial rapee):
Alpha Male - "Oh hey way to go buddy! I think you deserve firsties on this one!"
Scapecock - "Sick! Thanks man!"

by Aquilae May 1, 2010

scarper

to run away from an authority figure or to completely pussy out and run.

1. There's the teacher lads, scarper!

2. I caught him out so he scarpered.

by ClaraFloraKavy April 5, 2011

Sarpomaa

Ghanain name meaning the most beautiful and loyal girl. A rare and ancient name , she likes to laugh , when she out everybody is looking at her she is rare means very beautiful and loyal but still remains single until she finds the right one . She is hard working, very smart and observant and she has a spiritual sense . She is open to everyone . In fact she is the best mum and friend , she can convince you to do something without forcing you , a secret keeper you can tell her everything she will keep it , she has a lot of ideas seek advice from her but she hardly talk about herself make her comfortable and she will tells you everything. She is the men dream . Having a sarpomaa in your life will change your whole life into a blessing

Ryan: this girl she is soo beautiful

Betty: Yh that’s sarpomaa very beautiful and kind

by Gigi7777 February 6, 2020