v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both
"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."
by MuffSclaper September 4, 2017
Get the muff scalpingmug. by SupaDupaFUPA March 20, 2024
Get the Pussy scalpmug. Someone who is sexually attracted to or turned on by the scalp when it is exposed, as from the part in a hairstyle.
Guy #1 Oh, bro, did you SEE that girl with the sexy hair do, she must have had sixteen parts showing all that SCALP!? I just about lost my shit.
Guy #2 Yo, bra, what did you just say? Damn, you're a real live scalp perv!
Guy #2 Yo, bra, what did you just say? Damn, you're a real live scalp perv!
by Birch bark weaver May 11, 2018
Get the scalp pervmug. Scalping is a art that's being practiced by screwers. Screwers are a type of people who screw people over. Scalpers often have these names: Dexter, Roderick and David.
Dexter is scalping graficscards. What a dick
by Art by the one April 23, 2022
Get the scalpingmug. Purchasing large quantities of goods (usually tickets) early with the sole intention of giving them away for free to bump a failed product/show.
"Bro, I wanted to go see the premier of Anwar's movie but it sold out".
"This isn't a coldplay situation bro. It's a reverse-scalp, they're giving them out for free. Only your family is willing to pay to watch that shit".
"This isn't a coldplay situation bro. It's a reverse-scalp, they're giving them out for free. Only your family is willing to pay to watch that shit".
by Paws92 May 21, 2023
Get the Reverse-scalpmug. by fliggins erickson October 17, 2008
Get the Scalp rapemug. noun: something to dig hairs into, a plain of potential emptiness waiting to be planted
verb: to remove a layer of something (eg wealth) from another person and leave them bereft
verb: to remove a layer of something (eg wealth) from another person and leave them bereft
eg. He has a hairy scalp the scalp gleamed like a hard boiled egg
In the divorce she scalped him (anecdotal, used in chat between bitter formerly married men)
In the divorce she scalped him (anecdotal, used in chat between bitter formerly married men)
by Quincy123 November 18, 2024
Get the Scalpmug.