Scalp scrunch is the wrinkling and ridging of the posterior scalp seen on bald men. It is particularly evident when the head meets a chair or couch back causing an upwards pressure.
by awdwagon December 25, 2011
Purchasing large quantities of goods (usually tickets) early with the sole intention of giving them away for free to bump a failed product/show.
"Bro, I wanted to go see the premier of Anwar's movie but it sold out".
"This isn't a coldplay situation bro. It's a reverse-scalp, they're giving them out for free. Only your family is willing to pay to watch that shit".
"This isn't a coldplay situation bro. It's a reverse-scalp, they're giving them out for free. Only your family is willing to pay to watch that shit".
by Paws92 May 22, 2023
v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both
"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."
by MuffSclaper September 04, 2017
by Jamesanderson123 September 20, 2021
by SupaDupaFUPA March 20, 2024
Jerome: hey girl you tryna get scalped
Trekeisha: what’s that
Jerome: when I rub my dick on your head and u move it around
Trekeisha: what’s that
Jerome: when I rub my dick on your head and u move it around
by Realniqqr April 20, 2018
Another form of the phrase butt head. Used in retaliation to other insulting names. Also, a more vulgar term for "butt head", it's more abbrasive.
Girl: Shut up and stop being a butt head!
Boy: Why don't you shut up and stop being such an ass scalp!
Boy: Why don't you shut up and stop being such an ass scalp!
by Dr.Fukworthy January 14, 2011