sadist

someone who finds pleasure in others pain. a sadist would often go well with a masochist.

wow voldemort sure is a sadist.

by thatweirdkid...... June 11, 2019

Sadistic tickling

The act of performing prolonged and relentless Tickle Torture to a typically bound and helpless victim. The intense torture is focused on an area of the body highly sensitive to tickling, often the soles of feet, with the purpose being simply to torment the victim with cruel and unbearable Tickling.

Person A: "So you taught your sister a lesson last night?"
Person B: "Yeah, She's super ticklish, so I punished her with Sadistic tickling. After a night of that torture, she won't be trying anything like that again."

by Professorinfo June 11, 2014

Sadistic

1: Pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.

2: schadenfreude

Sometimes I think my boss is sadistic. She laughed when I broke my arm.

by PerpetualJ May 21, 2019

Salish Apocalypse

April 8, 2014: The date when Microsoft stops providing support (including critical security patches) for Windows XP Service Pack 3.

Currently, more than 30% of all computers (including many large corporations' workstations) run Windows XP. After the Salish Apocalypse, any new vulnerabilities that are discovered will not be patched by Microsoft. This means that XP users will be living in a permanent zero-day environment, and companies that still refuse to upgrade will be easy prey for criminals and anarchists.

"I don't get how so many companies can still be refusing to upgrade to Windows 7 or 8. I bet there are fifty guys around the world sitting on zero-day exploits just waiting for the Salish Apocalypse. It's going to suck."

by Carolinianjeff December 16, 2013

sadistic

1)adj. someone who takes pleasure in the pain of others
2) not to be confused with cruel, some one who is cruel is mean for the sake of being mean a sadist (sadistic person) is someone who is mean for the sake of enjoyment

On a bad day (actually almost everyday) joni is a sadistic witch. (and she is damn proud of that fact)

or

I am a sadist don't tell me about your problems they only make me laugh harder.

by Fallenangel2126 March 29, 2007

Saxism

Unfair prejudice or ill-feeling towards the saxophone section in a marching band due to their awesomeness.

All of the saxophone players in the world are unfairly discriminated against because of the peculiar institution that is saxism.

by Gorge Mikal September 29, 2011

Salisbury Wiltshire

A small city in south west england which is crammed of BADMANS who think they are hard.

Most BADMANS hang out at the guild hall and smoke weed and play. They dont care about college and education as they are SALISBURY 2011 REPRESENTS. All they do is go to crap gigs and listen to crap music by 'I Met Nature' and 'Bury the Betrayer'

*in salisbury wiltshire*
Badman 1 (around 24) : yooo blud you got a quid i can nick for some baccy init?

Nerdy kid (around 10): no mr badman i dont.. do you not work?

Badman 2: yeah he does cuzzzyyyyyy he is lyk a FULL TIME BADMAN init.

Nerdy kid: you too are just salisbury fagss.. you probably suppport that i met nature band..

*BADMANS runs to the guild hall and tell all of his mosher friends to beat nerdy kid up :( *

by ryan spittle January 15, 2011