Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders

A woman who needs no introduction; the spokeswoman for the worst con man in the entire Universe who can't utter three words in a row without lying. A moronic demigorgon who uses taxpayer dollars and the crushed burnt dreams of the American people as smokey eyeliner.

Did you see that huckster MAGAt Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders on Fox and Friends today? She got eviscerated. On a Trump-friendly network. And kept on conning! In the same week John Kelly and Secretary of Offense Jim Mattis leave the cabinet, the economy is crashing, and there's a looming government shutdown, Hucksterbee keeps lying.

Me: How do you know if Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders is lying?
Jim Mattis: How?
Me: Her lips are moving.

by Sunblazer5 December 21, 2018

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

An immoral, lying, self-deluded, bigoted Americhristian tm. Collects her earnings from the tip of Donald Dickweed Trumpknucklenoodle’s jelly bean sized, mushroom shaped excuse for a dick, every time he pisses forth some nonsense, she swallows it and recapitulates for the cameras.

Boy, oh boy, Sarah Huckabee Sanders sure does seem to believe that word vomit that just fell out of her face!

by Itoldyadontfuckwitme January 8, 2019

Deceit Sanders

A slimey boi, Thomas' Deceitful side

Has a very nice outfit, we stan.

Deceit Sanders first on-screen moments:

Logan : DECEIT!
Thomas : WHAT? Deceit?
Deceit : Who's she? Never heard of her?
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Deceit : And Virgil, I *adore* the more intense eyeshadow. It totally doesn't make you look like a raccoon.
Virgil : Nice gloves. Did you just finish washing some dishes?
Deceit : Yes...
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Deceit : Well this all went according to plan...
Logan : Surely it didn't!

by your local greek July 30, 2019

Sander

A guy who is just to awesome for others. He is his own league.

Wow I wish I was a Sander

by Beast Face June 4, 2015

saucer-eyed

Having large round wide-open eyes. Commonly associated with being in a state of hypnosis or shock.

The child sat saucer-eyed in front of the T.V. for hours.

by lenman12 April 10, 2010

Surging sanders

When you come out of nowhere.

That storm came through like a surging sanders.

by identd April 25, 2016

Saudeya

She is so pretty, she looks like a model!! She’s a fashion nova brand ambassador too! Her clothes are so cute. She’s really funny and the realest friend I’ve ever had in my life. She has a very kind heart and doesn’t care what haters have to say. Other girls always be so jealous of her but she doesn’t give them any attention!! Love you girl - Ciara

“Who that??”
“That’s Saudeya”
“She so pretty”

by Ciara tha dolllll January 13, 2020