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Jacob Sartorious

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by a_random_chicken October 18, 2016
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Jacob Sartorius

A thirteen year old baby who wears makeup and is obviously autotuned in his singing. His entire fan database consists of ten-year-old girls. My best friends little sister is in love with him and will KILL anybody who disses the supposedly ''bae'' '' singer.'' Jacob Sartorius pouts/poses in pictures like a 20-yr-old and doesn't know how to create thoroughly or even partially enjoyable ''music.''
Jacob Sartorius Fangirl: Oh my Godiva chocolate. Jacob Sartorius is bae!! He is sooooo BAE!!!❤❤❤
by emthesmølchild June 30, 2016
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Jacob Sartorius

An irrelevant rat that thinks he can sing
Person 1: have you heard Jacob Sartorius' new song?

Person 2: yes he's such a rat!!!
by fakeyouout May 20, 2016
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satatious

pronounced (su-tay-shus) a word with many meanings; this word is mostly used to refer to one's appearance or personality in a positive way; can be used to really aggravate someone because they don't know what it means and neither does anyone else.
"Well, you look very satatious today."
"You are acting strangley satatious."
"Man! I feel satatious!"
"That shirt looks very satatious on you."
by The Sevie February 11, 2010
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Jacob Sartorius

More like "Jacob saggytits". He is possibly the worst, cringy kid to become famous. When his "fangirls" are screaming for him
Fangirl: OMG I love Jacob Sartorius

Me: I fuckin give up with this world 😑
by Futurenese November 2, 2016
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jacob sartorius

a talentless 12 year old that got famous from making bad musical.lys and trying way too hard. all the nine year old girls love him, for some reason.
nine year old girl: omG!!! JACob saRTORIUS IS sO HAWT!13!!!2!7!1!!
other ppersonn: wtf he's twelve? and he doesn't even do anything?
by yumplacenta June 29, 2016
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