The guy you wish was yours. So sexy and irresistable and has characteristics similar to a good brownie. Hard on the outside so soft and amazing on the inside.
Dam look at the guy he's such a Sarv.
Guy 1: Your such a Sarv
Guy 2: Only cause I get it like every other day
Guy 1: Your such a Sarv
Guy 2: Only cause I get it like every other day
by dontchawishyouknewme October 16, 2009
Get the Sarv mug.A "sarissa" was an 18-ft. long spear used by the Macedonian main infantry unit the "pezhetairoi." It was an advantageous weapon because most other armies at the time utilized a spear half as long as the sarissa. It was this weapon that made it possible to end the era of the Greek "hoplite" warfare. The sarissa had a single iron tip and an iron "butt-spike." The butt-spike would be jammed into the ground at an angle when defending to keep attackers at bay and to provide extra stopping power. The butt-spike also had a practical offensive purpose as well: if the sarissa broke on the battlefield, it did not just become a stick but, rather, two spears. Also, when marching, the butt-spike came in handy to finish-off downed enemies without having to turn the sarissa completely around.
"Boy I'm glad that my sarissa (with butt-spike) is longer than their hoplite spear! Otherwise I'd have had to work to keep those Greek bastards at bay!"
-Macedonian pezhetairoi quoted at the battle of Chaeronea (338 B.C.)
-Macedonian pezhetairoi quoted at the battle of Chaeronea (338 B.C.)
by Historius Maximus October 31, 2007
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SARs stands for Severe acute respiratory syndrome. Despite massive media attention and hype, SARs has only infected 8042 people to date and only 772 of them have resulted in death (therefore having a mortality rate of 9.6%)
The symptoms of SARs are flu like and death is caused by respiratory failure.
The human body can actually normally fight off the disease if breathing support is given, however as the disease was first discovered in Southern Asia, lack of understanding and medical care was what caused the majority of the deaths.
Despite SARs disappearing and causing very few deaths, the short media induced panic damaged the tourist trade of many Southern Asian countries significantly.
The symptoms of SARs are flu like and death is caused by respiratory failure.
The human body can actually normally fight off the disease if breathing support is given, however as the disease was first discovered in Southern Asia, lack of understanding and medical care was what caused the majority of the deaths.
Despite SARs disappearing and causing very few deaths, the short media induced panic damaged the tourist trade of many Southern Asian countries significantly.
by omg Tom November 25, 2007
Get the sars mug.Sarv is ze most bootiful nun ever and better than taki- Sarv is a supportive queen. You must worship Sarv or i will push u into a tub of acid. Fuck you if you enjoy rule 34 of her, that disrespects our queen. Sarv is our goddess, our lord, our savior, our queen. Respect her or DIE. She is married to Ruv. Respect our lord.
Amazing cultured Person : I just got a Sarv plush!
Uncultured swine: who is Sarv?
Amazing cultured person: get them.
Everyone: *eats the uncultured swine cutely*
Uncultured swine: who is Sarv?
Amazing cultured person: get them.
Everyone: *eats the uncultured swine cutely*
by The Pansexual Artist August 21, 2021
Get the Sarv mug.Gabe's dad wonders why the candles smell like shit whenever Shawn spends the night. Sarasota Pumpkin perhaps?
by tyler batemen August 9, 2008
Get the sarasota pumpkin mug.A Sarasota Soufflé occurs following a night of drinking, and eating large amounts of Taco Bell, or some kind of Mexican food. It essentially is a hang-over dump. However when it exits the rectum, it departs much like foam insulation. The steamy load effectively seals up the but crack, but with the appearance of a nicely cooked soufflé. The color of the soufflé can very person to person, and also depends on the combo ordered the night before.
Jerald, "Yo Doug, I just went to fire out that Taco Bell I ate last night and totally had the worst Sarasota Soufflé. I had to use little paper plates to scrap it all off."
Doug, "Where did you put those paper plates?"
Jerald, "On the picnic table in the backyard, I'll get rid of them in a couple minutes."
Doug, "Man, I was about to tell you that was the shittiest soufflé I've ever had."
Jerald, "Dude..."
Doug, "Where did you put those paper plates?"
Jerald, "On the picnic table in the backyard, I'll get rid of them in a couple minutes."
Doug, "Man, I was about to tell you that was the shittiest soufflé I've ever had."
Jerald, "Dude..."
by Teratoma April 16, 2010
Get the Sarasota Soufflé mug.When an overly hairy women's vagina is placed on ones chin to give the appearance that one is in a ZZTop cover band.
by Paper cut my taint March 17, 2012
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