Idiot: duDE! i just won the loudest person award :0
Not an Idiot: Wow, thats really impressive. (with sarcasm)
Idiot: yEah it iS!!
Not an Idiot: Wow, thats really impressive. (with sarcasm)
Idiot: yEah it iS!!
by Anonymous Sandu January 11, 2019
Kid: “So mom, who’s going to pick me up from school today?”
Mom: “You’re gonna get into the white van where the nice man will give you candy”
Kid: “REALLY? SMANSKBSKDHDJDH-”
Mom: “I’m using sarcasm you idiot!”
Mom: “You’re gonna get into the white van where the nice man will give you candy”
Kid: “REALLY? SMANSKBSKDHDJDH-”
Mom: “I’m using sarcasm you idiot!”
by n00bsl4yer_6000 November 10, 2019
A sarcasm-induced orgasm; sarcastic remarks that are so cunning and witty that it is pure sex to the ears and makes one feel euphoric once heard.
"Hey Phil, guess what I said to my girlfriend the other night?"
"What mate?"
"I said....I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."
"Oh man that comment was so sarcasmic, you hate her guts!"
"Corr blimey, that homemade lasagne sure was good Emma, I seriously couldn't tell that it was burnt!" (even though Emma had dished up a bowl of lasagne-ash to Paul)
"What mate?"
"I said....I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."
"Oh man that comment was so sarcasmic, you hate her guts!"
"Corr blimey, that homemade lasagne sure was good Emma, I seriously couldn't tell that it was burnt!" (even though Emma had dished up a bowl of lasagne-ash to Paul)
by cathdu January 02, 2010
Half of the entries on Urban Dictionary.
*Looking up sex on Urban Dictionary*: Who is stupid enough to look up sex in the Urban Dictionary?
*Looking up Mormon in the Urban Dictionary*:95% of the people in Utah.
These are all sarcasm.
*Looking up Mormon in the Urban Dictionary*:95% of the people in Utah.
These are all sarcasm.
by funnyman21224 July 08, 2011
This phrase is followed by the closing tag: /sarcasm off It is a mesh of l33t speak and blog jargon. The condensed form for this method of expressing yourself is demonstrated in the second example sentence without an 'sarc off tag'. To those who are too square or bartarded to dig your jive or more often taking everthing literally: This phrase/tag and it's dynamics can be used in verbal conversations, as well as mental dialogue and even blogs/chat, when deemed appropriate by you! ...for those who can't advance to reading through the text and only comprehend classic indicating verbal tones. Sarc is less prefered because it can confuse others with Sarkar, or because it rhymes with narc.
"sarcasm on Oh Mr. <insert fool of your dis-liking here> in DC has a wonderful heart and loves to tell us the truth. /Sarcasm off"
"We MUST absolutely follow these guidelines and internationally standardize this format other than just finishing up the statement saying /sarcasm on or /sarc on"
"We MUST absolutely follow these guidelines and internationally standardize this format other than just finishing up the statement saying /sarcasm on or /sarc on"
by Phungguy August 21, 2006
A mental disorder caused by excessive use of sarcasm.Person affected will use sarcasm almost uncontrollably,even when it's unnecessary or in an emergency situation
*A Person with sarcasmitis(APWS) got hit by a car*
kontoculai; "hey,are you okay?"
APWS: "Yeah,I'm totally okay.See,I'm lying here because I want to have a great sun tan"
kontoculai: "Oh,Ok,bye then"
APWS: "Wait,help me!I got sarcasmitis.."
kontoculai; "hey,are you okay?"
APWS: "Yeah,I'm totally okay.See,I'm lying here because I want to have a great sun tan"
kontoculai: "Oh,Ok,bye then"
APWS: "Wait,help me!I got sarcasmitis.."
by kontoculai July 11, 2019
by SarcasticSatan February 18, 2016