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Rusty Venture

A specific sexual act, possibly created by Colonel Horace Gentleman and Tennessee Williams back in P-Town. The exact details of what constitutes a "Rusty Venture" are in question, but here are several possible answers:

*Note* Most of the descriptions listed are gay sexual acts.

1. When you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore. - Brock's description (and widely believed to be the real one due to it being the only act that could likely be something Rusty himself has done).

2. When you take your finger and run it around a guy's asshole while you jack the guy off into his own mouth. - The Alchemist's description

3. A Snake Venom - Shoreleave's description

4. A Double Frogman - Colonel Gentleman's description

5. When you fist a guy then open up your hand inside his ass and grab. Whatever you come out with you rub on his dick. - Watch's description

6. When you take a girl out for a huge dinner but you don't let her use the restroom. Then you have anal sex with her and she poops all over your dick. So right when you're about to get off you take it out and blow shit-cum on her back. That's the rusty part. The venture part is where you eat that junk off her back without using your hands. - Ward's description

7. A handjob that involves rubbing shit all over a guy's dick, a turkey baster, and both parties eating their way through something while in a bathtub. - Triana's description
I'm gonna give you a Rusty Venture!
by gameking28 November 26, 2010
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Crusty Musty Dusty Rusty

A "roast" used by Roblox kids who can't roast.
Person 1 and Person 2 have an argument
Person 1: *comes up with a good roast*
Person 2: Shut up you crusty musty dusty rusty whatever
by Maxgamer345 July 13, 2023
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Rusty Ribbon

What happens when a woman stains her thong with a moist, juicy, liquid filled fart.
I was gonna do Chadra last night, until I found her Rusty Ribbon.
by Estacada James March 1, 2006
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rusty nine

Usually means a 9mm Beretta or Uzi, but can be used to refer to any handgun chambered in 9x19mm. Also see nine.
Man, I'm-a gonna cap you with my rusty nine.
by Tronno October 6, 2004
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rusty sea dragon

when someone is receiving a blow job and mid-blow the female pukes on the males penis/ general crotch region.
he received the best rusty sea dragon out behind the dorm last night. Samantha's dinner only landed on his boner.
by irish225 March 31, 2010
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Rusty Well

The post-anal sex act of extracting semen from the rectum and then saving it for a waterpark, sending it into a sperm bank, or doing whatever else it is weird people do with semen.
Dude, did you see the spooge that last guy brought in?!?
Yeah, it looked like he got it from a rusty well!
by ¿Andrew? May 1, 2010
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rusty brown weasel

Applying guacamole to one's partner's landing strip, letting it sit for half an hour, then eating the browned delicacy.
Yo, last night I straight up gave LaDasha a rusty brown weasel... She literally shat herself when she came.
by Sleepless in Madrid July 25, 2016
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