Rusty Ribbon

What happens when a woman stains her thong with a moist, juicy, liquid filled fart.

I was gonna do Chadra last night, until I found her Rusty Ribbon.

by Estacada James March 1, 2006

rusted root

1) a seldom-used cock

2) the name of an awesome Pittsburgh band known for their worldly rock

Damn, I ain't got none in so long, I got a rusted root.

Huh?

Yeah, my dick is about to fall off from lack of lubrication.

by pornhorn50 January 26, 2010

rusty nine

Usually means a 9mm Beretta or Uzi, but can be used to refer to any handgun chambered in 9x19mm. Also see nine.

Man, I'm-a gonna cap you with my rusty nine.

by Tronno October 6, 2004

rusty sea dragon

when someone is receiving a blow job and mid-blow the female pukes on the males penis/ general crotch region.

he received the best rusty sea dragon out behind the dorm last night. Samantha's dinner only landed on his boner.

by irish225 March 31, 2010

Rusty Well

The post-anal sex act of extracting semen from the rectum and then saving it for a waterpark, sending it into a sperm bank, or doing whatever else it is weird people do with semen.

Dude, did you see the spooge that last guy brought in?!?
Yeah, it looked like he got it from a rusty well!

by ¿Andrew? May 1, 2010

Rusty Noose

when a normal noose just isn't edgy enough

hang yourself with a rusty noose you fucking degenerate

by TexianSlayer October 13, 2016

rusty brown weasel

Applying guacamole to one's partner's landing strip, letting it sit for half an hour, then eating the browned delicacy.

Yo, last night I straight up gave LaDasha a rusty brown weasel... She literally shat herself when she came.

by Sleepless in Madrid July 25, 2016