rubberbanding

Rubber banding is the act of putting one end of a rubberband in one's anus and the around their penis and creating a makeshift guitar that can be used to make music.

Hey man, I just learned to play Through the fire and the flames.
Oh, do you play the guitar?
No, I can play it by rubberbanding!

by Bannanass49 October 18, 2022

Rubberbanding

To remove a condom before ejaculation into the other person, then to snap it on the the other person before telling them that the condom has been removed.

Last night, I took the condom off before I came in her. Then slapped her ass yelling "Rubberbanding"

by Snapzillas October 18, 2023

Rubberband Man

An individual with an extremely thin hog, a needle dick of sorts, who needs to scoop his nut sack forward and affix it to the shaft with rubberbands to add credibility to his Girth Certificate.

The balls can be stuctured into one of two orientations:

1. Series: One in front of the other vertically along the base. For tortas with a longer twat.

2. Parallel: Each ball brought to an opposing side creating a hot dog bun. For wider twats or Asian women with a sideways smile.

The Irish Backhoe gets the job done, but the Rubberband Man is in a league of its own.

by Kool-Aid Pimp June 6, 2025

Bathroom Bank Robber

When entering a public bathroom and the stink is so bad from some asshole that you have to pull your undershirt over your nose like an Old West bank robber.

Happens a lot in Corporate America where some jackass has eaten their rotten pig anus for lunch and then proceeds to expel the vile remains without using a Courtesy Flush.

"Christ the toilet smelled horrible but I had to piss so bad I couldn't go anywhere else. Then I remembered the Bathroom Bank Robber"

by Shickey Mickey April 17, 2012