royce me

Among common gentlemen the species of doddsy noycey and furthyermore the founder of idiocy joycey have become household names. The founder one Rev'd Joyce is the captain of the clan. He invented royceing. To royce someone is to lubricate the underside of their doddsy and then noyce it as hard as you can.

How dare you call my mum a slag, now im gunna royce you really hard!
Fuking royce me!
Cum on aand royce me you big dicked mother fucker!
Shut up and royce me you chinese dodds
I fuking hate you joycey, royce me though

by Rev'd Noycey February 28, 2008

Rug's Royce

This a caucasian's term for a black or African American's car. Specifically, the mentioned car was an early '60 or 70's VW bug retro fitted with a fiberglass Rolls Royce trunk lid displaying a replica RR grill and badge. This conversion was very popular in black communities in the Baltimore Maryland metro area.

" Look at that Rolls Royce coming. No, it's a rug's royce."

by SeaPilot June 30, 2009

royced

To be used by a friend so they can save money.

Dude 1: Hey let's go to a dollar theater movie!
Dude 2: Ok, how about X-men at Cineplex?
Dude 1: We always go there, let's go to Movies, Movies instead.
Dude 2: But that's an hour away!
Dude 1: C'mon it'll be fun!
Dude 2: All right.

Upon arriving at the theater Dude 1 whips out a coupon for free admission to the dollar theater. Dude 2 is stuck paying for gas and admission...Dude 2 just got royced.

by saltine356 September 26, 2006

Rolls-Royce Defender

A Rolls-Royce Defender is a central defender with a commanding presence and effortless physical dominance. This player wins tackles and out-wrestles his opponents and makes defending look easy, pretty much the definition of Liverpool’s Virgil Van Dijk.

Paul: Did you see Van Dijk’s performance against United?

Chris: He was untouchable, he’s a Rolls-Royce defender, the best in the world.

by Deathcabforeli August 29, 2021

Royce Landon

While listening to Journey's "Don't stop Believin'" and receiving a rusty trombone, you feel like you have to fart, and do. However, you end up sharting in the girl's face, at which point, the girl vomits in your ass. She passes out from the stench, so you take the opportunity to play "hide the peanut butter" with her dog. When you're done, you place sparklers in her nose,then jam a tuba mouthpiece in her ass and play "Washington Post March". If performed in a Rolls Royce, you must play "Nobles of the Mystic Shrine" and refer to the act as a Rolls Royce Landon.

Guy no. 1: "How did it go last night?"

Guy no. 2: "Royce Landon."

Guy no. 1: "I worship you!"

by Royce Landon December 6, 2007

royella

beautiful girl whos nice and kind

Royella is so nice today!

by Rockybear123 April 23, 2016

ROYCE

If you’re name is “ROYCE” you’re just that nigga

Man look at Royce he’s dat nigga

by Hatespeech389 November 22, 2021