Router Assassin

The act of connecting to a router without a password, accessing the router settings, changing the password and/or deactivating it. Usually followed by downloading extreme amounts of porn and torrents.

Someone has router assassinated you.

by hurrdurrimahoerz October 18, 2010

Router rekt

(Verb) When you or someone else's internet connection lags out during the process of doing something on the internet.

Person 1: Hey dude how's your league team doing?

Person 2: We were doing great... until Drew got router rekt.

by Nittwit October 11, 2014

Rouser-in-my-Trouser

someone who wins the annoying competition against DoNaLd TrUmP

annoying little seven years old girl: wheres mom? wheres pop? wheres my candy? wheres my lamp i put on the street yesterday to be stolen? where is my dead cat? where was my poop flushed..i want it back!! where did all the chickens disappear?!!
older bro: Quit it!dumb idiot you are a serious Rouser-in-my-trouser man!

by phasadi May 10, 2017

Roner

A word used to describe an individual who the vast majority would consider to be pathetic, laughable, and simply out to lunch. Their self-image often contrasts sharply with reality, and they generally lack the mental capacity for introspection. Being a Roner can be a permanent state, or something you turn into when your hammered or on pills.

Josh: Yo dude, Sean was on one last night. Stacey said he was so drunk he shit himself. Did you see him? I just about knocked him out when he started wheeling the girl I was trying to pork.

Andrew: Bruh, he was roning for sure. And lol thats sad man, if I shit myself in public I'd probably change my name, move to Indonesia, and get as far away from this life as I possibly could

Josh: Word. I guess he's always kinda been a roner eh.

by palmolive4 October 22, 2017

Scrabble-rouser

Someone who plays Scrabble with a group of friends, and deliberately uses questionable word choices in order to start a screaming match. Usually ends with said person googling the word on Scrabble's website, proving everyone wrong, and never getting invited back to game night.

Bill: How was game night last Thursday?
Maureen: It was great, we played Scrabble. Jeff's friend Dexter was kind of a dick though.
Bill: Why's that?
Maureen: He played a bullshit word, then yelled at us when we called him on it. We all started screaming at him, but it ended up being some prehistoric Alaskan hermaphroditic lobster-cantaloupe, and it was on the official word list.
Bill: Dexter sounds like a real Scrabble-rouser.

by SauceDiesel June 16, 2017

Fart Router

WiFi router that runs on farts.

“Bro my uncle got a fart router last week. It runs so fast, plus it doesn’t run on electricity. IT RUNS ON FARTS!”

by SaintFullerton21 June 14, 2020

Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin

A breakfast muffin made with prunes and coffee grounds baked in, for lots and lots of extra fiber and caffeine. Guaranteed to wake you up, give you plenty of extra morning energy - and go through your entire digestive tract like a Vesuvius of wire brushes!

My wife and I had an argument, so she served me a Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin with my breakfast; and, by the time I got to work, I almost had to stick my thumb up in my butthole, to keep from crapping all over myself as I ran to the nearest restroom!

by Kenneth Zevo July 10, 2022