The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

The 1999 Camry Cruising On Van Nuys & Roscoe With A Sketchy Moose Mindset

Cocktail

is a cocktail made my Moose

Spicy Tamarindo Vodka

Spicy Chamoy

Tajin - lots

and a splash of Israeli grapefruit juice (Prigat)

stirred over ice

served in a tall glass

Bottoms up and cause marriage problems

I gotta get me The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

Gotta get my mind thinking dark while driving a 1999 Camry

I gotta call Moose

Where’s Moose!!!

FUCK!!! IM GONNA DO IT
FUCKKKKKKKK
(Sip)

by CheesecakeMoose February 26, 2024

Roscoe

Normally smart hot boy. Who is very good at most sports and normally has a six pack.

That boy is such a Roscoe

by Ruth James October 5, 2017

Roscoe Conkling

One of the most corrupt and powerful republican politicians during the Gilded Age; he was infamous for his use of the spoils system, patronage, and graft, and was hated by political opponents for his haughty way of acting. Strangely enough, despite all this he was very Progressive, and actively supported Civil Rights.

That Roscoe Conkling guy was bad and all but he supported Civil Rights so he couldn't have been too bad

by UrbanDictionaryHistorian1870 May 25, 2024

max roscoe

Totally cool guy that everyone wants to be and makes every n00b rage with his amazing gaming and athletic skills.

wow who's that he looks like a new max roscoe

by Death the cat March 11, 2015

Roscoed

To be deceived convincingly of something you know for certain is untrue

Roscoe: “Dude Jagger just ate an entire rat”
You: “wow that crazy did he actually”
Roscoe: “no of course he didn’t eat a rat”
You: “damn I’ve been Roscoed”

by Modern day Jerry Seinfeld December 27, 2022

Roscoe

Big… no HUGE dick bigger than anyones Roscoe’s are so fucking hot all the girls want him

One time my boy Roscoe gave me a pop tart in 2nd grade.

Guy 1: yo have you seen Roscoe?
Guy 2: yeah he’s in the bedroom with 2 women
*hears clapping noises and loud moaning*
Guy 1: ….my boy Roscoe!

by Big dick hamster November 14, 2022

Dirty Roscoe

When a masculine female rocks a predominantly straight identified female's world for the first time.

I met a fine female at the club last night, ended up doing a Dirty Roscoe, and now she don't want to go back to her boyfriend.

by Celest DeLoretto September 9, 2021