roffle mayo

A special kind of mayonnaise designed just for roffles. You can decide for yourself whether it is actually mayonnaise or something more... sinister.

Person one: ROFFLE MAYO! Gimme some of that ;)

by in_the_depths July 19, 2007

roffles

what scooby doo has for breakfast

"Raggy ri rant rome roffles"

by Alicia Summer July 26, 2005

roffle

A rare but fun sexual favor in which one person sits on a waffle iron (on or off depending on preference) long enough to get waffle marks on their ass cheeks. After this anywhere from one to five guys beat off on the person's "waffle ass", making what looks like an ass waffle with jizz syrup. Hence, the roffle.

Matt is happy because his girlfriend's flabby ass is perfect for the roffle.

by Helman May 3, 2005

roffed

To PWN and/or rape a novie.

wow dude you just got roffed.

dude i just roffed some noob.

yeah bitch you got roffed!

by pooplip March 21, 2008

roffleution

Parody name for Nintendo's upcoming console "Revolution"
This is used mostly in the www.systemwars.com forums by user Shailmankad

If you wanna make fun of Nintendo Fanboys just say
Roffleution will flop, TSHBO!

by Ch3wi3 May 17, 2006

rofflesburger

1. Phrase used when someone does something hilariously dumb, like wreck their hayabusa into a car wthout wearing a helmet.

2. A funny hamburger

1. ROFFLESBURGER! what a dope

2. I got nothing...

by deliciousK June 21, 2006

roffles

Roffles have ridges.

Roffles, that was funny.

by j2n4me April 12, 2005