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roffles waffles

it's basically the already bastardized word "rofl" (Rolling On Floor Laughing) totally slaughtered into Roffles Waffles which means the same thing but doesnt really make sense. Just more fun to say I suppose.
Person 1: "OMG LOL"

Person 2: "ROFFLES WAFFLES SO FUNNY!"

Me: "fuck off you cunts"
by Dysfunction September 11, 2003
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Roffle

Often used in a tongue-in-cheek way, roffle means to be in hysterics. It comes from the internet acronym ROFL, which stands for rolling on the floor laughing. Similar to lollers.
"Oh my god, that show was so funny. I roffled for about 10 minutes when he made that joke about the fat guy."
"Ess Tee Eff Yoo"
by James Bond 007 April 29, 2006
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roffledrive

refering to extrapolations of ROFFLECOPTER
10:52:57 >> Best song lyrics ever :-
10:53:24 >> what do you get when you kiss a guy...you get enough germs to catch pneumonia
10:53:38 >> and when you do he'll never phone ya!
10:53:46 << ROFL
10:53:47 >> ROFFLECOPTER
10:54:02 << Rofflejet!
10:54:13 >> ROFFLEROCKET
10:54:22 << rofflestarcruiser!
10:54:28 >> ROFFLEWARPDRIVE!
10:54:40 << Rofflelightdrive!
10:54:43 >> lol
10:54:49 << lol
10:54:52 >> ROFFLEQUANTUMDRIVE!
10:55:20 << ROFFLEblackholedrive!
....
11:21:17 << rofflewankdrive!
11:21:21 >> LOL
11:21:37 >> ROFFLEINFINITYDRIVE!
11:21:43 << innit
11:21:46 >> Hitchikers fTW
11:21:47 >> :D
11:21:58 << i kinda covered that with blackholedrive though
11:22:03 >> pfft
11:22:06 >> :P
11:22:13 << couldn't remember the word infinity!
11:22:21 >> I covered it with quantum drive
11:22:22 >> :P
11:22:33 << nah a quantum drive's a timedrive
11:22:47 >> nah a quantum singularity
11:22:50 >> is a black hole
11:22:51 >> :P
11:23:10 >> plageurist!
11:23:12 << but you didn't say singularity drive!
11:23:22 >> :P
11:27:18 >> rofl
11:26:03 << stfu i'm trying to copy/paste here
11:26:08 >> ?
11:26:16 >> lol
11:26:19 >> :x
11:27:39 << sorted
11:27:51 << edit is loving the roffledrives...
by ttransfer February 11, 2008
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Rofflecopter

2. A newbie, somebody who says Lol! Omg! Wtf? ASL? ect.... on a message forum.

3. The protector of M n' Ms. It is Rofflecopter's goal to deliver the M n' Ms to the masses of the world.
Like Omg! Lol! Lol! I'm a newbie! Lol! Lol! I'm gonna get your M n' Ms! Lol! Omg!
by InsaneFox December 10, 2004
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Roffelomeo Montague

An expression to describe extreme funnyness.
John: So a lion and a cheetah are playing cards. The cheetah plays a full house. The lion says, "You cheetah!". The cheetah says, "You lion!".

Jack:Roffelomeo Montague!
by savvy jesse September 24, 2009
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rofflecake

What you get when you mix rolling on the floor laughing and eating pancakes.
Guy 1: Yeah for breakfast I had rofflecakes.

Guy 2: Sweet
by Fnovd April 25, 2006
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roffle mayo

A special kind of mayonnaise designed just for roffles. You can decide for yourself whether it is actually mayonnaise or something more... sinister.
Person one: ROFFLE MAYO! Gimme some of that ;)
by in_the_depths July 19, 2007
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