Anal retreat

Its when you take a massive poop and you press hard, but then stop pressing and the poop goes back up

Man i just took the biggest shit, but i got an anal retreat

by Philip mongolidi February 19, 2021

Balkan Retreat

A euphemism for someone’s arse, posterior, anus, or shitter. Popular amongst the armed forces deployed to sort out the whole collapse of Yugoslavia schemozzle. (See also Garry Glitter)

She totally pegged him, took him right up the Balkan Retreat.

So I said to him for your birthday we’re doing something special, you can enter my Balkan Retreat.

by The Big Effin’ Gee May 12, 2021

Ball retreating

When its so cold, your ball shrink into your body and your scrotum shrivells and hardens to preserve testicle warmth.

Samantha: "OMG ITS SO FUCKING COLD THERES NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE THIS!!!"
Jamie: "Actually., if you educated yourself you would know the correct term is "ball retreating""

by sniffing.cocaine.off.a.niple March 16, 2023

Tranquil Retreat

When someone has a self help remedy that they try to enforce on you.

I have the best way to live, says Sam.

You should definitely do exactly what I do.

Don’t try and tranquil retreat me, says Jarrod.

by Neo boy June 4, 2024

Gungan Retreat

The Gungan Retreat is a sacred sex position, typically done in college or possibly after. It is basically where you have sex in the missionary position, but you do it on a roommates bed. If you are not the one living in dorm, house, or apartment, and you are doing it in your partner’s roommate’s bed, then you are still participating in the Gungan Retreat.

Doer: “Yeah me and Sally did the Gungan Retreat last night!”

Roommate: “Were you at our apartment!?”

Doer: “Nah don’t worry, we were at hers”

by Gunther Swag April 2, 2024

Guilty retreat

Refers to the act of a person leaving a conversation or blocking notifications on a thread without supplying evidence to support their unfounded, unsupported moronic statement.

Hahahaha, a guilty retreat, they've got nothing. Fool!

by PYR0S March 21, 2024