Relationship Horny

The moment when you're around far too numerous couples who show shitloads of affection to each other, and you're wishing you had a date to fuck with

I was so relationship horny at the game last night. All my friends were making out with their dates and I was just standing there.

by Swimmer967 January 17, 2016

Related_

According to the urban legends Related is a creature that will join your party and leach on you forever. He is known as a cool guy and is willing to agree to anything. He sometimes threatens you with duel request and even mentions naked baby villagers when provoked.

Hypixel: Related_ has sent a duel request CLICK HERE!

Jake: Stfu I hate you, actual Wemmbu stan

Related: Who's that cool guy who just sent you a party request

by Wemmbu June 3, 2020

relationship is like a car

A traditional straight romantic relationship is like a car, usually the male is the accelerator toward intimacy and the female is the brakes!

A romantic relationship is like a car.

by I, Wreckerrr July 11, 2021

Ur Mom and Dad Have a Healthy and Loving Relationship

The ace in the hole comeback, one so powerful that not only does it tear apart friendships but also tears holes through space and time.

Billy: "Johnny, UR MOM GAY"
Johnny: "oh yeah well UR MOM AND DAD HAVE A HEALTHY AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP!
*Billy begins to cry as the the earth explodes like the death star*

by moocowtnt March 24, 2018

relationship escalator

The social expectation that a romantic relationship should automatically follow a set of steps and lead to marriage, parenthood, and home ownership. This term is used primarily by people who want to get "off the escalator," who want to judge the success of relationships by criteria other than how smoothly and automatically the relationship gets more serious.

One sample template is "Meet someone > Dating > Sex > Move in together > Get married > Have kids"

Doing these things out of order is being off the relationship escalator: if you have sex on a first date, many people think your relationship can't, or shouldn't, eventually become more serious. If you move in with someone, moving back out again usually means that the relationship is over. Being polyamorous or participating in other kinds of non-monogamy is also being off the relationship escalator.

We broke up because he wanted to be on the relationship escalator, and I prefer to live alone.

Your dating profile suggests you're not on the relationship escalator, so you need to explain specifically what you're looking for.

by Enuja August 26, 2013

queerplatonic relationship

A platonic relationship exceeding traditional ideas of friendship. Queerplatonic partners may love eachother the way others love their boyfriend or girlfriend but they do not experience sexual or romantic attraction to eachother.

Bro1: hey are Ted and Suzie going out? They're always hanging out together
Bro2: nah
Bro1: oh so they're just friends then?
Bro2: nah, they're more than that they said they're in a 'queerplatonic relationship' - they have serious friend-love,bro!

by Rex Aceheart March 23, 2014

Relataboo

When you and someone you know love or like the same person (i.e a celebrity)

Girl: Channing Tatum is so effing hot, I wanna have his babies.
Other girl: Same, girl! I love him too! So relataboo.

by netflixxlove February 17, 2015