Reef-diculous

Upon seeing a large amount of reefer, one almost shits himself/herself.

Tom: I just picked up 18 pounds of alabama kush

Joe: That's Reef-diculous!!!

Tom: Hell yeah! Now lets smoke this shit!

by The-Rev April 11, 2010

reef rash

An injury to a surfer after they get dragged across a reef.

Nick had major reef rash on his arm after he hit that reef off the point.

by Andrea May 6, 2005

reef sex

In the United States, reef sex is considered a rarely practiced form of sexual intercourse with the exception being the island of Key West, Florida. The term reef sex refers to placement of a snorkel, commonly used for ocean snorkeling, into the anus of a sexual partner during the act of oral or vaginal intercourse. The recipient merely relaxes as the 'snorkeler' then blows into the snorkel producing the characteristic ARRUUUUUUUUUGA! aesthetic. This is the culmination and essential step, thus completing a bout of reef sex.

Many Key West snorkeling companies offer night-time adventures where participants enjoy a happy hour at sea before retiring to their private bungalows and an excellent opportunity for their first experience with reef sex.

by Carla the teacher January 29, 2007

Reef'tard

) A person who decides to start a salt water reef fish tank and has absolutely no clue what they are doing. 2) a very stupid "reefer" 3) A "member" who post something dumb on a REEF aquarium messageboard. 4)An ignorant illiterate non-researched lazy sack of shit, who thinks a highly complex hobby can be boiled down to simply filling a glass container with water, rocks, sand, and salt all while throwing thousands of dollars worth of delicate animals in it with no regard for proper care or husbandry.

"Hi, I'm new to this, What do I need for a ten gallon reef tank ?"

" What is the least expensive lighting I can getaway with for SPS, and will my 2 x 15 watt incandecent bulbs be OK ?"

by Darthbetta November 12, 2003

reef dog

a large amount of marijuana

shazam and bogwoppit are out smokin' the reef dog, ennit?

by cnissen May 5, 2006

Reef Underground

A backyard coral shop, ring the door bell and a bald man will come from the depths of hell to sell you a coral.

Reef Underground is a backyard hobby coral shop

by Cairns Marine June 22, 2023

reef rash

Abrasion caused by contact with rocks/reef in a surfing accident.

"Dig Bottom's reef rash. He wiped out bad."

by Bottom Ford September 18, 2009